Fake Kristin

Two orange cats. I'm sorry, I'm so tired.

Get someone who looks at you the way these boys look at my Chinese leftovers. #caturday

Orange cats look between stair spindles

Merry #caturday to you and you and you

Spotify no longer running ICE recruitment ads, after US government campaign ends The ad campaign ended in late 2025, the Swedish streaming giant confirmed, having previously said, despite protests, that it did not violate advertising policies

Not going back to Spotify bc the only reason they aren’t running ICE ads is because the campaign ended. Meaning if the government did another campaign, Spotify has no issue putting the ads back on. Continue cancel Spotify.

To be clear, I don't think the singer did a bad job. I just wish they would stop starting the parade like that.

The musical guest is the worst part of the #roseparade - I want to see the floats, the horses, and the marching bands.

A beautiful orange dummy (cat) sits in a grocery crate on top of a kitchen counter.

A joyous #caturday to everyone who celebrates.

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And to Tiny Tim, who did not die, but rather was bitten by a vampire and is now immortal.

Merry #caturday, everyone

Last night I had a dream that Ice Planet Barbarians was the reason my lemon curd wouldn't solidify - a weird combination of my love of smut and Great British Bake Off.

A beautiful orange kitty rests gracefully on a red blanket... On my lap

Oh my goodness. He's just so sweet. #caturday

Two orange cats boys lay next to each other, staring at the camera, pretending to be innocent.

Am I fighting or hugging? #caturday

When Li Speaks, we listen #projectrunway #aufwiedersehen

Two orange cats look down from a hallway

I'm thankful for these two doofy boys. #caturday

Two orange cats are sprawled out in a hallway.

Husband to cat: why are you licking the lightbulb?
Me: he wanted a light snack!

#dadjokes #caturday

Apparently they were little cartoon characters in commercial bumpers in Germany!

I don't know if these guys have enough history to be a nerd mystery, but I think these little guys are fascinating - mainzelmännchen @nerdmysteries.bsky.social

A two year old orange male cat, who does not typically enjoy cuddling, is snuggling against a black sequin jacket. His front paws are crossed, resting on the jacket wearer's arm, while her hand rests on his side. The end of his tail is curled up in such a way that would make someone wonder, is this cat even real?

Another beautiful #caturday

Two orange cats peer sneakily through a sliding door at a squirrel eating corn in the back porch. The general mess in the room does not need to be described. If you can't see the image, you can imagine that there aren't grungy shoes.

These guys sure know how to celebrate #caturday

A beautiful orange kitty boy naps luxuriously on his back.

Will I ever be this comfortable? Happy #caturday

Cheddar, an orange cat, napping like a good boy

Colby Jack, and orange cat, napping with a paw on his face like he has a headache.

Napping is an appropriate way to celebrate #caturday

Two orange cats look out of a big window and trees.

Happy #caturday

Two orange cats look down through hallway railings.

Do you ever feel like you're being watched? #caturday

A sleepy orange cat allows his belly to be rubbed

Pretty sure this has become a #caturday exclusive account

An orange cat reclines mostly upside down on a red blanket. His paws are folded daintily.

May you be this comfy on this joyous #caturday

A joyous #caturday to everyone who celebrates

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KPDH meets GBBO
Prue Leith picks up a bake: "So sweet, so easy on the eyes."
Paul Hollywood cuts into it, holds the piece up to camera: "But hideous on the inside."

Sometimes when I have a task I don't want to do, I think "what would Murder Bot do?" And honestly, he'd probably whine and super not want to do it. So when I do the thing, I know Murder Bot would be proud of me. #murderbot #affirmations

An absolutely gorgeous hardcover copy of Hemlock & Silver, the newest book by T. Kingfisher.

Babe, cancel your weekend plans. The new T. Kingfisher book just dropped.