Captain Morgan

Yup! America has always hated immigrants for a variety of reasons. "Oh, those non-Anglo, non-Protestant Irish/Italians/Poles are INVADING AMERICA 😡😡😡!"

Even majority Protestant immigrants like Germans weren't spared from bigotry. There's a(n in)famous political cartoon depicting Germans and Irish:

Pov U fucked up her air ride and she caught up

Nail wants to show you a fun trick you can do with your phone's speakers! Put your mouth RIIIGHT up against the speaker for a surprise! :3 <3🐰🐰
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I admit it! I like guys 😭! And gals 👀!

I like boys that look like girls.

Don’t ya Squidward…

what she up to?

Who dis 👀? Kinda reminds me of Pacifica.

Not in the Epstein files:
- trans people
- migrants and asylum seekers
- people who arrive in small boats
- benefits claimants

In the Epstein files:
- rich white guys who tell you (or pay people to tell you) to hate the people above

Fuck it, we ball. Commissions are open. Dm me.

Marimar Martinez, shot by Border Patrol in Chicago, speaks out after Good, Pretti deaths: 'I am their voice' In a wide-ranging interview with the Chicago Sun-Times and WBEZ, Martinez discusses her shooting, the federal government’s failed attempt to prosecute her and the role she now sees for herself in a fi...

Marimar Martinez, shot 5 times by Border Patrol in Chicago, speaks out after Renee Good, Alex Pretti deaths

'I am their voice'

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No, jerk off in front of your fans! Spray your ink all over our faces 🥵! We love it!!!

She better be quick about it (c🅾️mm, thank you!)

Exactly. There is no grand conspiracy to commit a genocide on all white people. That's patently ridiculous. And yet, billionaire influencers like Elon Musk happily promote such insane(ly racist) conspiracy theories. And he'll continue to get away with it until somebody finally slaps him back down.

Great replacement theory depends on the assumption that people are actively trying to either...

1) kill "white" people
2) prevent "white" people from being born

So, in other words, it's bull crap

Diana Moreno and Mayor Zohran Mamdani standing together smiling in front of a mic stand with a group of supporters behind them holding yellow and turquoise signs that read say “Diana Moreno for Queens”

Astoria and Long Island City: it’s Special Election Day! @DianaforQueens has my full support in her run for my old Assembly seat.

Polls are open until 9PM and you can vote for Diana on the @NYWFP or Democratic line.

Learn more at dianaforqueens.com

If you live in the blue zone of Astoria or Long Island City, go vote today!

Karai, perched in a squat and viewed from behind. She looks back over her shoulder.

Karai, perched on a rooftop. Usually you face forward for this kind of pose, but she likes that little dangling feeling. The moon's been full recently. 🌕

#dickgirl #Karai

Well well well

An email exchange between jk Rowling and Epstein with some matching tweets showing the same signature

Oh they're pals

Series of anonymous messages from Epstein files signed Jx on the right are several tweets she signed the same way Rowling? To: From: Sent: Subject: Jeffrey Epstein Wed 3/27/2013 11:13:12 PM Re: ok On Thu, Mar 28, 2013 at 12:11 AM, > wrote: Of course you would! I know that. (And thank you) But if I don't see the inside of another airplane or NY until summer I will be a happy woman. Ill let you know when I'm next there. Have fun o the 4th. On Mar 25, 2013, at 3:11 PM, Jeffrey Epstein wrote: 4:46 PM - Apr25, 2014 ill explain,, the again when we meet., 1 of course would pay your ticket, if that is the issue rather than lack of available time On Mon, Mar 25, 2013 at 7:42 PM, • wrote: I don't know what you're trying to say, wordsmith. I can't go around flying places for dinner parties. Although I'd love to. I may be in NY the week of the 8th, but not sure yet.... On Mar 25, 2013, at 3:27 AM, Jeffrey Epstein wrote: april 4th. chud barak peter mandelson. etc. you are agin invited. (the pronuncaiton of agin appropriate )

@hehimta BREAKING A just watched in realtime as jk rowling's superyacht samsara was completely removed from marinetraffic and other services. not just AIS off; the entire vessel listing is gone incl. all port logs. marinetraffic.com/en/ais/details... Nothing to sea here Oops... Something went wrong Please refresh the page, or contact us if the error persists.

🤔 It’s definitely not suspicious at all to have people point out your common Twitter sign off is in the Epstein files and ten completely delete your yacht’s logs right?

what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Der Fuehrer's Face - Wikipedia

WWII-era cartoons went hard AF en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Der_Fue...

Screenshot from "Tortoise Wins by a Hare," a 1943 Bugs Bunny cartoon. It's a newspaper front page, banner headline: HARE RACES TORTOISE TODAY Further down the page, near the fold, is a much smaller headline: ADOLPH HITLER COMMITS SUICIDE

One of my favorite jokes of all time is "Adolph Hitler Commits Suicide" being a tiny headline under the banner story about a hare-vs-tortoise race ... in 1943, two years before Hitler committed suicide. He was alive and well when the Warner Bros. cartoonists made this joke.

Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50

Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it

I Rewatched Anita Hill’s Testimony. So Much Has Changed. So Much Hasn’t. Decades later—even after #MeToo—we are seeing again why it’s so hard for women to come forward.

When [Hill said she was most embarrassed] when Thomas talked about the pornography showing large-breasted women having sex with people and animals, Republican Senator Arlen Specter took this opportunity to tell Hill that “breasts” is an ordinary word.
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Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."

After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc

Chappell Roan in that cute little Mugler nipple ring number from the Grammys

I don’t have an OC but why is everyone NOT drawing their OC in this?
#artsky

(C0mm) Confessing on Valentine's Day can be very hit or miss. Luckily for our boy here it seemed to go well, with Hazel eager to reciprocate~ Though it sounds like Hazel won't be the only resident this guy gets to share the love with~