Darren Newman

That’s lucky, I’m awful ar DIY😂😂

The silly little sound bites and the daft persona is all he’s got left.

Extolling the virtues of ketchup Cheetos might just be a step too far. Now, if they were spicy Cheetos and so imminently out of date that they have that slightly chewy texture. Then, we’re taking about a very special Ofer.

Well, no. But it’s the most appropriate for here!!

a man in a kitchen with the words which was nice ALT: a man in a kitchen with the words which was nice

I’ve had to intervene in a physical fight on the pitch, (me intervening got my lads team fined, their player was punching ours in the face) then got started on by the dads. 2 weeks ago, I ran the line and got called a “f*cking c*unt” …

I’m 2 seasons into my lads football career. He’s U14s (he decided he liked footie late) let me tell you, kids footie is wild.

Is sir Alan wearing a tracksuit under his kit?? Absolute trendsetter.

Thanks.

Great idea, add me if you want.

Exciting this innit? Following people, getting new followers … Us all running around saying hello to all the people we’ve seen on the other site. Pretending to be different but the same.

Not sure how I ended up here then?

Everyone’s doing this aren’t they? Hi there.