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WIN! - A Vinyl Copy of 'SABLE, fABLE' by Bon Iver

Bon Iver's anticipated fifth album drops next week, and we're giving away a 2LP black/salmon to one winner.

Simply like, share, and follow us to be entered.

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Couple I think. On our own goal.

Yeah, it's dire. A distinct lack of quality and no desire. Heads just drop when we lose a goal.

Once walked past there with a friend who asked what it was. I said two floors of consumerist shit for dumb tourists. The security guy at the doorway said "three floors actually"

Svanthorsson for me as well.

Excellent from #gtfc so far. Svanthorsson showing the quality I've been hoping he'd bring.

It's a nice toad. Both are superior to cats. Objectively speaking.

I'm not saying dogs are better than cats. But they objectively are.

Brits don't do Thanksgiving because if we had to take a day off for the anniversary of us fucking over a native people and ruining their country we'd never have to go to work.

Job interview tip: Remember, every question is a test so when they say "How are you?" reply "Goal orientated, thank you."

Interviewer: why did you leave your last job?

Me: because of something my boss said

Interviewer: it says here you were fired

Me: that's the thing he said

It's mad. Cats

Were domesticated by people
Are fed by people
Are housed by people
Are brought to the vet by people
(etc...)

Yet when they go out killing countless native wildlife, people still think that's somehow "part of nature" 🙄. It's NOT.

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a blurry image of a man 's face with a white collar Alt: A man in a cravat and a hat turns into a bat. BAT!

What we do in the shadows

Went fishing and actually caught a fish. So there’s another fuckin thing I gotta deal with

A cover of Herr Dumpidump by Roger Hargreaves that says "Herr Dumpidump by Roger Hargreaves" and with an illustration of Herr Dumpidump looking especially dumpidumpish (forgive me but I can't stop repeating the word dumpidump... DUMPIDUMP!)

My six favourite European Mr Men character names...

6. Mr Muddle in Spain = Don Confuso
5. Mr Topsy-Turvy in Germany = Herr Kuddelmuddel
4. Mr Bounce in France = Monsieur Bing
3. Mr Dizzy in Portugal = Senhor Bobo
2. Mr Greedy in Sweden = Gubben Glufs Glufs
1. Mr Bump in Norway = Herr Dumpidump

A Grimsby Town fan gives a pitying sigh

My recent purchase was a set of drill bits.

Well done Geoffrey Bezos, you deserve all the riches.

Everyone here saying how much better it is than twitter (and it is), but lord do I also feel grateful to be saved from the hellscape that is threads.