Mook

Fun fun fun at #Brunswickfestival

When the power goes out and then back on, don't forget to go into every room that you went into to turn the lights off, because you walked into every room turn on the light and say "oh fuck the power is out"

Yes joining us today to talk about the state of the Ukraine we have Pol Pot joining us along with Mussolini.

The media have been complicit in transforming this country into a fucking right-wing cesspool

Steve Bannon: UK living in 'fantasy' on sending unlimited aid to Ukraine The former advisor to Donald Trump also said he did not believe Ukrainian president Zelenskyy had a right to be at the table for Ukraine peace negotiations.

I'm absolutely fuming. Sky news have done an interview with Steve Bannon, who recently did a Nazi salute at a convention that Nigel farage was speaking. Why the hell are we platforming Nazis?didn't we learn anything from the last fucking time news.sky.com/video/steve-...

He’s always on the right side of things

This isn't even our cat but I've named him "shaking cat Stevens"

Isn't he 😍

This is class

Helpful!

In Cambodia you don't say "excuse me I didn't hear what you said" you say "WHAAAAAA?" very loudly and that is something that I can just get on board with totally.

Someone should ask her about her ethnic cleansing regime

I'm thinking about how to put this cat in my hand luggage along with 2 more Persian.

100% lush.

Celebrating 150 followers! Thank you for all the love.

Now, of only I could find something profound and wise to say. Hmmm. 🤔

Anyway, here's a picture of some boats.

So today I sounded an alarm for a python sticking its head out of the shower drain hole which actually was a tiny frog that looked like the head of a python.

Two pane comic strip first panel with "Greg Wallace as principal Skinner saying am I so out of touch " Second pane saying " no it's middle class women of a certain age who are wrong"

The yearly pilgrimage 🦄

So I've been a bit of a solo traveler of late. I've been all around the world with others but never alone.
It's fun, as a silent witness that sits alone I can regale you with stories of my travels but today whilst dining a customer complained their red Thai curry WAS TOO SPICY. IN FUCKING THAILAND!

Headed east to Cambodia and look who snuck in my suitcase for a ride 🐟

Mack likes playing the game "find my fish" where he hides and kids at work have to find him (with a picture for a clue, zooming out 3 times)

He's up for mischief in the wild west of the far east 🐟

@markhamillofficial.bsky.social YAAAAY you made it here 🫶

"Cor you look rough mate have you been at the crack pipe"

"No, I've just been travelling by southern rail"

Uranus Is Getting Mysteriously Colder, And We Finally Know Why Uranus is an oddball among the Solar System's planets.

Because it's fecking freezing

www.sciencealert.com/uranus-is-ge...

The lads in the car getting ready for a bank job.

"Did you bring em mate"
"Yeh, they're really fucking tasty. My Turkish nan made em"
"Wait mate you said you were gonna bring the balaclavas"
"Yeer, I brought the baklavas and they're really tasty"

😂

Found a deadly spider in your home? Simply collect it with a long spoon and plastic container and donate it to your zoo for antivenom. nypost.com/2024/11/18/l...

They call us woke because they think they are butter than us. Just lettuce be ffs

I warned you there'd be dad jokes.

I've been a fire performer and ground based Circus skill instructor for many many years, and I also work for an outdoor activity company. I live part time in Cambodia, going back 3 months every year.

Now it's your turn. Show me your splendor, share your cats and tell me your views 🎤