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EjayBee

@mindfulmonkey.bsky.social

Gender fluid rainbow warrior | Foodie, Yogi, runner & wannabe DJ | Teaching anatomy and functional movement.

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I’d say that’s a definite no. 😂

21.01.2025 22:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’d say Elon is about to find out that the number of nazis who can afford a Tesla is a low one. 🙄

21.01.2025 22:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hi God!
I asked your son to come back and get that rapture going, since it would solve a thing or two, but he’s not responding… could you nudge him please?

25.11.2024 15:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Getting rid of your followers would solve a thing or two

24.11.2024 13:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey Jesus. How about doing that rapture right now?

24.11.2024 13:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

[worried my girlfriend might be an evil sex robot]

HER (taking off her dress): what do you want me to do

ME (holding up a photo grid): tell me which boxes contain bicycles

19.11.2024 23:07 — 👍 418    🔁 50    💬 5    📌 1

I wanna rock and roll 2 hours tops and party maybe every 14 days

22.11.2024 05:02 — 👍 14904    🔁 1472    💬 331    📌 83
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Just thought I’d try and fix the lack of artsy cappuccino photographs on here.

24.11.2024 10:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thank you! 🙏🤗

23.11.2024 14:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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