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Jakey Jakers

@utterlyjake.bsky.social

An autistic Goofball (PhD) & a ticking timebomb of sheer nuke-tier anxiety. I write quirky animated scripts and stuff that's rather a bit weird. Like my stories, I'm a work in progress. (He/Him)

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Top-tier hair!! Jealous tbh๐Ÿ˜ญ

07.08.2025 00:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Nytil Sennia's Commissions Commissions Open! Click to see Nytil Sennia's commission menu.

Looking to get a commission or two (or maybe even a sponsorship!) to help me get by until next paycheck. Food and transportation funds are very low atm!

ko-fi.com/nytilsennia/...

06.08.2025 16:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
"The horrors persist but so do the little treats" meme of a skeleton with a slushie

"The horrors persist but so do the little treats" meme of a skeleton with a slushie

To whoever made this meme, know that you have a kindred spirit in me.

06.08.2025 21:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 219    ๐Ÿ” 81    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
Two drawings of rumi and derpy from kpop demon hunters.

Two drawings of rumi and derpy from kpop demon hunters.

Rumi and the kitty ๐Ÿ’œ

06.08.2025 01:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4987    ๐Ÿ” 1358    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

That's how you *know* she's a good pirate~

06.08.2025 01:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Loving her get-up, nice combo of like classy yet classless - perfect pirate! Nice work on the gun (flintlock?) too, looks really well put together. <3

06.08.2025 01:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
fish lady pirate

fish lady pirate

working on some PIRATES

06.08.2025 00:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When some people show only their very worst, others show their best. It's nice to see there are those out there who care and remain committed to supporting others. <3

06.08.2025 00:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When the Purity OCD hits and the shakes 'n shudders begin, I'll always have Civ V there for me.

...Damn, it's been five hours already??๐Ÿ’€

05.08.2025 23:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This, but to AI rather than some reindeer. In my head it made perfect sense to post this.๐Ÿ˜

youtu.be/HP259kzyHQ4?...

05.08.2025 19:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Destroy AI. No remorse. If it's reported as AI, destroy it. If it is AI, destroy it. Force those companies back into their boxes and keep them hiding. Destroy their fadtech, raze it to the earth, salt the ground, scatter the ashes.

05.08.2025 19:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 74    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Yoshi's Island ๐Ÿ๏ธโœจ

05.08.2025 15:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1015    ๐Ÿ” 257    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Mumbles and Wehmut / Digital Circus Cafe
#theamazingdigitalcircus

05.08.2025 06:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 146    ๐Ÿ” 31    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sounds to me like an announcement we're in for a good time~!

05.08.2025 16:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Alex on twitter writes: "Someone on Twitter writes: "Youโ€™re a menswear writer. You donโ€™t know anything about manufacturing in America, or steel mills, or metallurgy, or CNC machining, or how anything is produced from raw material into a finished product in this country or anywhere. Stick to writing about โ€œmenโ€™s fashion.""

I reply: "i actually had a career in knifemaking before this. the reason why you can't avoid tariffs in knifemaking is because everyone relies on Gobelin machinery. are you aware of this?"

Alex replies: "Gobelin machinery? What exactly are you referring to?"

I reply: "you Gobelin DEEZ NUTS!"

Alex on twitter writes: "Someone on Twitter writes: "Youโ€™re a menswear writer. You donโ€™t know anything about manufacturing in America, or steel mills, or metallurgy, or CNC machining, or how anything is produced from raw material into a finished product in this country or anywhere. Stick to writing about โ€œmenโ€™s fashion."" I reply: "i actually had a career in knifemaking before this. the reason why you can't avoid tariffs in knifemaking is because everyone relies on Gobelin machinery. are you aware of this?" Alex replies: "Gobelin machinery? What exactly are you referring to?" I reply: "you Gobelin DEEZ NUTS!"

"stick to menswear"

04.08.2025 16:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35488    ๐Ÿ” 3888    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 855    ๐Ÿ“Œ 479

They look so good in your artstyle!! Nicely done! ^_^

05.08.2025 01:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
(K-Pop Demon Hunters) Zoey, Rumi and Mira (left to right) in front of a rainbow honmoon

(K-Pop Demon Hunters) Zoey, Rumi and Mira (left to right) in front of a rainbow honmoon

"when darkness meets the light" โœจ๐ŸŒˆ
[ #KPopDemonHunters]

04.08.2025 22:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Coming soon: THE WILL OF MONSTERS: Fully Fund a Brand New Fantasy Film! An animated film about a witch, her alliance with two bumbling scarecrows, and the destructive power she yearns to obtain!

Its a new month and production is goin prettty smooth on my upcoming fantasy film, THE WILL OF MONSTERS!

My team and I will be crowdfunding Fall of 2026 so be sure to sign up for big, important updates as well as some early goodies when we finally launch! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‰

www.kickstarter.com/projects/its...

04.08.2025 16:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 46    ๐Ÿ” 31    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Stop.

Collect yourself.

Take a deep breath.

Exhale.

Unclench your jaw.

Stretch your fingers.

Relax.
Relate.
Release.

If just getting up is all you can do and thats okay too. But try to find something resembling your own peace. I hope you have a decent day.

03.08.2025 14:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1137    ๐Ÿ” 509    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
Vinny from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads "Everything that guy said is bullshit"

Vinny from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads "Everything that guy said is bullshit"

The Judge from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads: "Are you on drugs?"

The Judge from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads: "Are you on drugs?"

Mr. Tipton from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads: "I don't know, I'm a fast cook, I guess."

Mr. Tipton from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads: "I don't know, I'm a fast cook, I guess."

Mona Lisa  from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads: "A little? You've been thrown in jail twice!"

Mona Lisa from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads: "A little? You've been thrown in jail twice!"

My Cousin Vinny: Ace Attorney

Had to finally release this from my head

04.08.2025 07:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5378    ๐Ÿ” 2064    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 73    ๐Ÿ“Œ 49
Strong Broccoli

Strong Broccoli

Paid commission piece for @rockerthegengar.bsky.social and he wanted Strong Broccoli from Plants vs Zombies.

Eat your greens, or else.

#pvz #plantsvszombies #artcommission #commissions

04.08.2025 02:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 71    ๐Ÿ” 22    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

no group of people, race, religion etc are the chosen ones, none of you are more special than one another and that's a good thing. embrace being equal. embrace love and acceptance.

04.08.2025 11:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I often feel like I'm both too much and yet not enough. Often enough to wonder why I keep going on my hardest of days.

I guess I figure, well, I've been gifted a life and however grim I feel, I'm still here and I can still use my life to support and help others. The horrors persist, but so do I.

04.08.2025 00:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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tanqs

#UmbertActually #UnionYaoi

03.08.2025 23:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 81    ๐Ÿ” 22    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Best tanks since the scarily accurate green ones in Wii Play's Tanks game - love this! <3

03.08.2025 23:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As usual, writing a Writier's Bio is way harder than any kind of a script, but it's done, I got one done for the Coverfly Red List Marketing opportunity.

I just find it a lot easier to talk about a wacky marooned space duck or a runaway vegetarian zombie princess than basic old me.๐Ÿ‘ผ

03.08.2025 23:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fantastic news for artists: The lost functionality of Google Image Search as a reference image source has been recreated.

03.08.2025 11:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3122    ๐Ÿ” 1064    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Almost close to selling out, starting work tomorrow on these
If you miss out let me know cause I might open more. We finally bought the dryer we needed thanks to the support yall provided to hold over. Now to make back that money haha
Seriously: thank you all!

03.08.2025 14:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's crazy how much AI is like the your worst coworker.

Doesn't do their job right, steals your shit, isn't funny, and in the end you still have to redo all their work and for some god knows what reason your boss loves them and never fires them.

03.08.2025 05:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1832    ๐Ÿ” 687    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

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