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@cjburnham.bsky.social

Opinions and memes. He/him. Navy vet and proud union member. Anti-tribalism.

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Thou Shalt Not Give Yourself A Peace Prize Whilst Committing Crimes Against Humanity This is evil.

Everyone responsible for this crime against humanity must be prosecuted.

06.12.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 6315    πŸ” 1613    πŸ’¬ 244    πŸ“Œ 53
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Glad to see Sabrina Carpenter call out the White House for illegally using her music in a pro-ICE video: β€œThis video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.”

02.12.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 137    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I fear so

29.11.2025 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My big, lingering question in all such cases -- where this administration attempts to do something unlawful -- is: are there any legal, punitive consequences to these attempts? Or do they just get a "sorry Charlie, no dice" and that's it? I just think there should be some kind of deterrent.

28.11.2025 12:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bill Maher sucks. It's infuriating when HBO Max, upon finishing the most recent episode of Last Week Tonight, blithely suggests I "might like" Bill Maher.

26.11.2025 11:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Captain: "sorry for the delay, we are gonna try to take some shortcuts on the flight to make up for it"

Shortcuts? Sir we are in the sky.

25.11.2025 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump lied. His ICE is not going after the "worst of the worst" like he promised.

The vast majority of the people being taken are hardworking, law-abiding members of our communities. They are just trying to provide for their families and contribute to America.

25.11.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 362    πŸ” 120    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 7

Ok...

...ew. gross.

25.11.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ruh-roh... please don't tell me the US military is also buying pagers from Israel

25.11.2025 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oof

25.11.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sen. Mark Kelly facing military investigation after clashing with Trump A statement from the Pentagon said all service members have a "legal obligation" to "obey lawful orders and that orders are presumed to be lawful."

Our militaryβ€”and our entire nationβ€”would be stronger, safer and more secure if we had more patriotic leaders who respect the Constitution, like Sen. Mark Kellyβ€”

And fewer who are only in it for themselves, like Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth.

25.11.2025 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 700    πŸ” 128    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 5

On my birthday two years ago, Derek Chauvin got stabbed 22 times. Hard to top that for a birthday present but if the universe feels like trying I have a few ideas...

24.11.2025 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait I thought Daily Mail was sort of right wing? That line is based af

22.11.2025 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump: you can call me a fascist, you can call me senile, just don't call me late to dinner 😘

22.11.2025 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Of course you should watch Star Trek: deep space nine

22.11.2025 04:14 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You do mess with the Zohran

21.11.2025 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love it

21.11.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait is this not a reference to Arnold Palmer?

21.11.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To put a finer point on it: An "illegal order" is one that violates their oath to uphold the Constitution of the United States.

If you think that upholding the Constitution = sedition, well...you do the math.

21.11.2025 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2626    πŸ” 583    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 11

Based USPS

21.11.2025 05:01 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

First they came for the sodomites, but the sodomites already came.

21.11.2025 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pirate captain: for yer crime, I sentence ye to walk the plank!

Prisoner: Isn't that going overboard

16.11.2025 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ahhh so THAT'S how Trump knows for certain that Bill Clinton was at Epstein's Island.

15.11.2025 05:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly, I think the MAGA core has known, deep down, Trump was #1 child rapist in Epstein's circle from the start, AND already forgiven him for that, and are just fighting this so they don't have to admit it to anyone because they know what pieces of shit they are.

13.11.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"Now that we have the final vote needed to pass, I will stand for what's right and change my vote to help pass it even more"

I, too, will often boldly wait to take my seatbelt off until the plane has stopped moving and the jetway is docked.

13.11.2025 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.

13.11.2025 12:47 β€” πŸ‘ 9055    πŸ” 2062    πŸ’¬ 48    πŸ“Œ 35

Can we just take a minute and acknowledge that our POTUS is right OUT IN THE OPEN lobbying Congressional members to vote against releasing the Epstein files?! Like... what the fuck else does anyone even need to know?

13.11.2025 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 24562    πŸ” 6415    πŸ’¬ 463    πŸ“Œ 188

After the vote by American Catholic bishops condemning ICE raids: Is Catholicism too woke?

13.11.2025 05:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely. Stellar framing of a blatant fact.

13.11.2025 05:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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