Wet Bread

Hot Take! This potato! Please take it! it's super hot and I've been juggling it for five minutes with no where to put it! Ah! Oooh Ah ow! Hot!

You can literally Google the list of insults he's posted about her. I'm guessing you must be one of his bots.

He literally admitted it. Get your programming fixed, bootlickerbot

Musk helped rig an election that got a rapist into presidential office. They should both rot in prison.

Seconding this. Here's a real Lego Keroppi to cleanse the palate.

I'm not a liberal, just like you're not a human- judging by a glance at your account.

You really just plugged it into chatgpt because you have no original thoughts or defense of his actions, and even the slopbot couldn't come up with defenses for most of what I listed lmao

Nobody calling Musk a Nazi is doing it because he's socially awkward, has asperger's, or drives an EV. It's the racism, openly believing white people are superior, preaching about his irrational fear of "white genocide" from immigrants, multiple instances of dropping neo-Nazi dogwhistles, etc..

Higdon and I share a favorite hobby. That's clearly the man for the job.

Genuinely can't tell if you know what sarcasm is

I've never had a history book hallucinate up nonexistent historical figures

Yall fw anime girls?
#SmilingFriends

You too, bot-tan. You too.

Soooo I see bsky hides all post replies that call out AI slop for being slop 👀 The future is fucking awful. Time to blow up the sun.

“I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.”

- Stephen Jay Gould, 1979

They were a whole ass and so are you

Just a reminder, “Epstein” is the name of the sex trafficker.

The president is called “Epstein’s monster.”

Yeah I'm sure we can trust the other people who associated with Epstein! 0 IQ take lmao

Most autocorrect uses AI anymore, which is why is works like crap

I'm chuckling at the idea that (presumably) Joe Biden is some kind of mass mind-controlling hypnotist who was controlling millions of individuals and deciding their actions.

Uhhhh who?

When the waitress says "enjoy your meal" and you accidentally say " I love you too, milk mommy"

Friend: yeah I go by two names it's like, some days I'm feeling like I'm Alice and other days I feel like I'm Aiden

Me: Oh wow, you would probably like Checker's/Ralley's ... very similar situation. Always felt like it was a spiritually transgender institution.

Can't wait for GTA6 to sweep the indie awards next year

its cool how the internet actually works like this xkcd comic from 2011 now

oh cool, another company we allowed to take control of vast swathes of the internet is having technical issues resulting in shit loads of stuff breaking.

i love the future.

Waow she is literally me

"But doctor, I am Pagliacci. You're actually thinking of Pagliacci's monster."