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Tim Norris

@timnorris.bsky.social

(he/him) Pizza lover, Medical Journalist, Forever GM, Childless Cat Gentleman.

147 Followers  |  718 Following  |  30 Posts  |  Joined: 08.11.2024  |  2.1587

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A scene from the infamous show "Adrian la Serie Evento" by Adriano Celentano. In this poorly animated frame the protagonist, Adriano himself is holding what can only be described as a non-euclidean firearm, with an  expression that can only be described as "we have Clint Easwood at home, and he dances".

A scene from the infamous show "Adrian la Serie Evento" by Adriano Celentano. In this poorly animated frame the protagonist, Adriano himself is holding what can only be described as a non-euclidean firearm, with an expression that can only be described as "we have Clint Easwood at home, and he dances".

Agent ADRIAN reporting for duty

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His words

15.11.2025 13:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
21.09.2025 09:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Expectations in 2019: intriguing story, NPCs, dark world building, moral gray areas.
Reality 2025: oh hey it's Johnny Silvermalk

20.08.2025 10:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Copy of Death Standing on display near a Playstation 5. A microphone and a Lego floral on the background, a little decorative cat silhouette beside.

Copy of Death Standing on display near a Playstation 5. A microphone and a Lego floral on the background, a little decorative cat silhouette beside.

Time for my next platinum trophy.

#deathstranding #gaming #ps5 #kojima #ds2
@hideokojima.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp

13.07.2025 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A whole new take on A Cosmic Birthday's chapter 2: two superheros prepping for a heist.

#paizo #starfinder2 #paizo #ttrpg #rpg #doodleart #skittermander #ysoki #mustchoosecrime

24.05.2025 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Cross-section of the human eye, showing the iris and lens, and the retina with a projection of a printed page on the retina.

Cross-section of the human eye, showing the iris and lens, and the retina with a projection of a printed page on the retina.

Anatomy of the eye, done for a diagram on the legibility of text and line width in page layout.

πŸ§ͺ🌿🌎 #sciart #wildlife #scicomm #sciviz #wildlifeart #illustration #scientificillustration #MedicalIllustration

15.05.2025 13:03 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A cat named Zelda is one year old today, looking down at the camera in her signature confused fashion.

A cat named Zelda is one year old today, looking down at the camera in her signature confused fashion.

Happy birthday ya prank

#cat #catsofbluesky #aprilsfools

01.04.2025 08:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Here's the deal Europe:

-The U.S. is done. They'll leave or be removed from NATO.
-The first steps have been taken to fund NATO properly.
-Ukrainians are EXPERTS at fighting the Russian threat, and should be deferred to in planning and armament of the new NATO.
-Ukraine MUST become NATO.

28.03.2025 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A very big garden gnome carrying a very small dragonborn (humanoid dragon) and running around while a tortle (humanoid turtle) claps her paws.

A very big garden gnome carrying a very small dragonborn (humanoid dragon) and running around while a tortle (humanoid turtle) claps her paws.

Part 2 of my last post. Some explanation's needed here.

- Gerome the Garden Gnome, my Chef/Transmutation Wizard.
- Calla, Tortle Barbarian.
- Dhrun, Dragonborn BloodHunter.

Doodle by @caosinfernale.bsky.social

#ttrpg #dnd #rpg #tortle #gardengnome #dragonborn #art #noAI #ttrpgart

12.03.2025 10:34 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A garden gnome eating a spleen and mustard sandwich sitting on the shoulders of his best friend, a giant biped turtle (Tortle). A very round and floating dragon/balloon shaped humanoid (Dragonborn) is kept from floating away thanks to a sting attached to the tortle's left arm. The tortle is keeping three scrolls with valuable information for the party.

A garden gnome eating a spleen and mustard sandwich sitting on the shoulders of his best friend, a giant biped turtle (Tortle). A very round and floating dragon/balloon shaped humanoid (Dragonborn) is kept from floating away thanks to a sting attached to the tortle's left arm. The tortle is keeping three scrolls with valuable information for the party.

Some more Geromeposting for you #ttrpg lovers.

- Gerome the Garden Gnome, my Chef/Transmutation Wizard.
- Calla, @caosinfernale.bsky.social's Tortle Barbarian.
- Dhrun, Dragonborn BloodHunter.

Doodle by @caosinfernale.bsky.social

#dnd #rpg #tortle #gardengnome #dragonborn #art #noAI #ttrpgart

01.03.2025 12:30 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

#Trump and #Vance are two bullies ambushing the President of a brave country fighting against a genocidal war criminal and a bloody dictator like #Putin (which they love and it is now clear). Shame! You chose the wrong side of history, we in #Europe we stay with #Ukraine!

28.02.2025 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A birthday card with some cute drawings of planets, stars, a comet, and the writing "Have a Cosmic Birthday". A kind reminder to keep on going with the namesake Starfinder 2 adventure.

A birthday card with some cute drawings of planets, stars, a comet, and the writing "Have a Cosmic Birthday". A kind reminder to keep on going with the namesake Starfinder 2 adventure.

Casual @mechaspacewitch.bsky.social energy at the ESCRS Congress in Athens.
#Businesstrip #Starfinder2 #ttrpg #congress #ophthalmology #forevergm

28.02.2025 10:36 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
hand holding a sticker reading "well behaved copper ingot merchants rarely make history".

hand holding a sticker reading "well behaved copper ingot merchants rarely make history".

Happy 10th birthday to the Ea-Nasir complaint tablet meme! A glorious decade of memes, mashups, merchandise, erotic fanfic, real-life copper fraud, and pilgrimages to the British Museum. Thread 🧡:

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Behold! Gerome the Garden Gnome!

Art by @caosinfernale.bsky.social
#art #noAI #digitalart #DnD #D&D #sorcerer #wizard #chef

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a bald man with the words time for you to go do your own thing written on his face ALT: a bald man with the words time for you to go do your own thing written on his face

Europe, listen to Ukraine. The United States hegemony is over.

The next 20 years of the US will be infighting, pointless wars that gain nothing, financial ruin and a dim attempt at reversing it by doing the same things over and over again.

They are Russia now, only not as effectively managed.

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My son is so cool he goes to school with his (toy) bike and sunglasses!

Yes, my son is 5. Yes, he is very tall for his age. Yes, I'm small. Yes, that bike is already too tiny for him.

#art #artist #noAI #drawing #illustration

05.02.2025 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

NONAT NOTENDING

09.01.2025 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@glaucomflecken.bsky.social should see this

08.01.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The real problem with Hasbro re-defining "indie RPG" to mean "any RPG that isn't D&D" is now when you ask folks what their favourite indie RPG is, that 12-page zine about robot catgirls having sex with each other is competing for oxygen with Vampire: The Masquerade, and that's bad for the ecosystem.

02.01.2025 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1268    πŸ” 364    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 27
Zelda, a cat, caught on a night vision camera with added googly eyes

Zelda, a cat, caught on a night vision camera with added googly eyes

Zelda, a cat, caught on a night vision camera with added googly eyes

Zelda, a cat, caught on a night vision camera with added googly eyes

Zelda, a cat, caught on a night vision camera with added googly eyes

Zelda, a cat, caught on a night vision camera with added googly eyes

This is Zelda. I don't know what she's thinking right now but I'd love to read your guesses.
#cat #catsofbluesky #captionthis

26.12.2024 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

"You'll be visited by three spirits"

The three spirits:

24.12.2024 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh yes. Credits to Kevin MacLeod for the added gravitas.

06.12.2024 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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When you have to GM a "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World" scene and you don't want to individually roll for every single NPC in the race.
#ttrpg #vampire #wod #gm #googlesheets #uselesshashtags

06.12.2024 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Good point. A 1/36 chance definitely paints a deeper and more accurate representation of his failure.

06.12.2024 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Welp, that's a fine Nat1 in Charisma there.

06.12.2024 11:58 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.

25.11.2024 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My dear friend, player and favourite artist!
She can take your #ttrpg games to a next level, and she's open for #commissions.
#art, #artist, #artistsupport, #noAI

22.11.2024 09:41 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hank is clearly attempting to summon King Ashurbanipal for research purposes

21.11.2024 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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