Daisy Maelstrom

I was just on a lunch date at a Mexican restaurant with this beautiful Mexican woman, and the way the waiter bounced back and forth between English and Spanish depending on who he was talking to at the time was really sending me. 💀💀

Someone invite me to their Thanksgiving dinner so I can decline for virtue signaling reasons.

Maybe being loved the right way would fix me

I might have depression, but I also have ADHD, autism, and type three bipolar disorder.

I bring library books to the gym so all the twinks and femboys know I can fuck.

I'm 87% sure everyone in this Home Depot can tell I'm gay.

I'm sorry, I follow the old gods, and the Morrigan told me I have to collect your skull because you're a terrible person.

Never forget who sold us out:

Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen

I'm going to be so real with you right now - I thought Dick Cheney was already dead.

Everyone excited about SNAP benefits being taken away should be chained to a rock overnight during November in the Rockies. Try eating bark and moss to survive, you sadist.

Halloween is the only time of year things are decorated the way they should be.

Welcome to the intolerant left

Well, you can't think of everything, AG

Omg

Sometimes you don't realize how poorly you were treated until someone gives you the bare minimum and it feels like the world.

Third base is making a playlist together

I just posted a TikTok video that is going to be used at my federal trial.

Y'all aren't angry enough

John Brown would never tolerate some of you.

I also work part-time as an airlock for AFAB folks working through their gender and autism diagnosis before they are released back into the wild.

Hope is the last thing to leave. All fascists can be killed. I'm for more than just using the courts. You can't vote out fascism

Oh no!

Also me

I know I'm fat because when my nearly naked body was on the movie screen at the film festival, the person next to me leaned over and told me I was brave.

And we are still about to lose gay marriage. So, not helping much

My love language is being manipulated.

I think he's been sued a lot and it didn't seem to help

If they go low, kick them in the face.

For the record, we are literally sending 40 thousand million dollars ($40,000,000,000) to Argentina while we take away food options for seniors and children. I just feel like most people don't know how big one billion is, never mind 40.