Weasel(Jack Hammer)

"... Up up down down left right left right B A Start."

"... Well then I guess we're watching Battlestar Galactica because Doctor Who is British... but alright fine, Casino."

"If the Spiders can do their multiversal shit that means Doctor Who is real.

Why don't you watch one or two episodes with me?

We can watch My Little Pony after."

"... I'm telling you the truth. It's like... a multitool for hacking, unlocking, scanning shit, there's a lot there."

"... It doesn't have anything to do with Sega."

"... The Sonic Screwdriver is fantastic and I will die on this hill."

"... Popcorn and science fiction is a peak combination and I won't be told otherwise."

"... A Doctor Who reason."

"I mean if I had billions of dollars like Stark, I'd do a lot of shit."

"... I have an idea, but the whole thing with the Stargate was that it was built multiple places you know? So I'd have to build multiples and place them on other worlds and then connect them."

He crosses his arms.

"It'd be easier to make like a beacon to draw in visitors."

"... It's an art piece. I thought about making it function but... Do you really want the possibility of random aliens just visiting out of the blue?"

He scratches his neck.

"Wade might just shoot them."

"... Picture reasons. You know I could make a decent Daniel Jackson if I decked out in costume."

"I'm not, I just built a Stargate out of Legos. I don't want to destroy it with exploding tech."

"Do not stop me from improving my tech. It can be better."

"... References."

"... I am working on my teleporter."

"... Nothing is wrong... I'm watching a marathon."

"Another win for Time Crisis."

"I was correct in saying that Lightgun Games could improve your accuracy."

"I am owed an apology."

"... You're lucky you can't get a cease and desist for that now."

"... Wade lies, he'll be here for an eternity."

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He's watching Stargate SG-1.

"... There's more than one Deadpool, I know the multiverse theory bullshit is real."

"... Wade and I have a unique... standing.

Wade is Wade.

And I'm an introvert who only really goes out for conventions or to fuck with someone...

Or go buy more Energy Drinks and Pizza Rolls.

And yes... Frozen Chimichangas."

"... You aren't bleeding somewhere right now, are you? I just had these clothes washed."

"... Nope, going back to Babylon 5."

Mature content is going to happen because DUH. Wade. And other things.

Deadpool's Techie.

Not the 'Actually a Weasel' Weasel.

Nerd of a lot of things.

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