Felonius Monkey

How can you beat the game when the fun of the whole thing lies in its pause music?

I'm still mad y'all poached our best weatherman.

Ivanka and Eric's got crotch goblins, gonna have to spread out the ppl required for this. Lol

I'm sure he has the full Uv tanner for his balls as well. Can't let one hormone leave his body lest his head and body deflate and spray tan drip off.

Can't tell if there are two mommy milkers yearning to break free or if his head's just one big nipple.

Trump Body Double Struggling To Get Leg Edema Just Right WASHINGTON—Expressing frustration with his inability to duplicate the president’s bulbousness caused by trapped fluid, body double John Schade was reportedly struggling Tuesday to get the appearance o...

Trump Body Double Struggling To Get Leg Edema Just Right

That or getting stuck in his comedy club.

A Joe Rogan teet and foot both sound like fear factorish things to be stuck in a room with.

"Friends", or as we know them, steroid teet suckers.

I'm just waiting for the day they all stumble out drunk on 6th and fall into town lake...

Trump sent officials to see Ghislaine Maxwell quicker than he sent FEMA to Texas

Nope, not the same ballpark, not even the same sport. Please stop.

Chuck Mangione dying is the bigger loss.

Rochester music legend Chuck Mangione has died at age 84 Chuck Mangione, the Rochester jazz legend who created hits like "Feels So Good", has died, his attorney confirmed.

Chuck Mangione, the jazz legend who created hits like “Feels So Good”, has died, his attorney confirmed

People with tiny penii will mourn him, I guess.

A review for a Little Caesar’s somewhere by Kevin S: Stopped into this Little Caesars just trying to get a $6 pizza and ended up in a full on action movie. Just as I grabbed my order, this furious dude barges in yelling about how I cut him off in traffic earlier. Before I can even respond, he throws a punch but then out of nowhere the guy behind the counter jumps over it like he's been waiting for this moment his whole life and just beats the living hell out of the guy. The guy ran off and the cashier just dusted himself off. I said "are you ok man" and he looked me dead in the eye and said "B*tch, this is Little Caesars. We always hot and ready." Five stars. Will absolutely return.

I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣

Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡

Sweet summer child, you didn't have to wake up at 4 in the morning back in '95 or' 96 to watch it on fox before cartoon network even got to start! Lol we have it on the plex server along with the live action version that came out in 2003.

Nice

It's 1 day served, so no actual time. This is what happens when you tell friends secret shit and they spoil the beans online!

Tb made it sound like it was more about the cdl case, but the timing is even before tb so not leading to any fkr. We'll find out at the hearing Tuesday if there are others involved.

Trump Kept Gold Club World Cup Trophy for Himself So FIFA Had to Give the Winners a Replica Trump took every opportunity to make the new, expanded soccer tournament all about himself.

spoiled child who did nothing gets participation trophy and weirdly stays on stage while actual winners celebrate their own achievement

She's in every documentary or news piece about the trial when they need a quote. Her, Bella's mom, and Kerry Roberts are the exes that keep coming up in everything.

Where's Snowball?

It must be nice 🎶
It must be ni-ice 🎶
To have justices take your bribes

Sailor Moon

The only red, white, and blue icon of justice I’ll be celebrating for 4th of July ✌🏼

from today's post. on the left, an officer at Auschwitz. on the left, ICE Barbie at Alligator Auschwitz.

from today's post. on the left, an officer at Auschwitz. on the left, ICE Barbie at Alligator Auschwitz.
please read the whole thing, thanks!
link is here: bit.ly/4knDZXX

There is fluoride in the toothpaste so nope! Also, it feeds the worms.

I still can't believe they didn't tell the new owners about the O'Keefe death on the lawn. I'm sure after that they were happy to help.

I did love the video they released of Alan yelling and the sound it made in the Brian Albert bedroom. Maybe from an open house? I bet the contractor just had a dumpster outside during the remodel or sell and anyone could drive by and scoop that up.

Like nestle's strawberry quik