Felonius Monkey

Because he's trying to get religious and republican people who don't care about AI absolutism to back his position by using boogeyman terms as per the usual gop/Maga playbook of irrational fear.

Just felt like sharing this today. No reason.

This is the best I've though...

To be fair Kaya is big enough to eat any of his guests. Lol

Well that's two delusions right there!

YouTube video by The Onion The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein

Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile starts... now.

Dolly Parton Shares Video Confirming Sister A Shit-Stirring Bitch

Dolly Parton Shares Video Confirming Sister A Shit-Stirring Bitch https://theonion.com/dolly-parton-shares-video-confirming-sister-a-shit-stirring-bitch/

They are all too busy trying not to think of the smell.

Autism antibodies are stored in the foreskin.

Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile debuts tonight on The Onion's YouTube channel at 7 p.m. ET.

Finally somebody will release some dang Epstein Files if you know what I'm sayin'!!!

Please be Greta.

Marco Rubio whispers into Donald Trump's ear.

“A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland.”

The probable cause documents for the search warrants on the phones come from Tully and Lindsey Gaetani and I'm sure the Gaetani crashouts saying Tully edits phone downloads will help to get them thrown out of the time frame argument doesn't work.

As the invisible hand accordion goes, the more insane the senile rant is.

We'll just name our leftist group after his ex wife, then he won't go near it.

Rebecca Sugar (Steven Universe) to direct a "Moomins" animated feature film.
variety.com/2025/film/ne...

I ended up on swifty TikTok and the comments are absolutely killing me. "9th grade slam poetry", [a photo of boiled chicken], "album for cop wives", "If Taylor wrote this that's bad, if ChatGPT wrote this that's worse, and if Travis wrote this I'm actually kind of proud of him".

Why are y'all as hot as Texas?

Voted most likely to be on the sexual predator registry.

TFW you're sent to AIHR for using AI at work

Hey remember when the CDC dropped 6 of the 8 foodborne illnesses from the nationwide monitoring system in July and one of them was listeria? Mentioning for no particular reason www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...

Hungover Hegseth Struggling To Remember How He Ended Up In Room Full Of Generals QUANTICO, VA—Racking his brain for answers as he gazed out at the high-ranking officers gathered before him, a visibly hungover Pete Hegseth reportedly struggled Tuesday to remember exactly how he end...

Hungover Hegseth Struggling To Remember How He Ended Up In Room Full Of Generals

Don't tell him Michael Jordan did it first.

Test result: Nope, this still makes lil'Alex look small.

Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile is in select theaters October 2.

a little girl is sitting with her arms crossed and the words que racista behind her ALT: a little girl is sitting with her arms crossed and the words que racista behind her

Das Racist...

This is going to be in my head all day. IYKYK

They need to bring back cherry chocolate Dr Pepper.