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Your air-checkin' cuz. She/her. Singer/utility/music nerd. 1/2 of DE's premier acoustic dorkrock powerduo @hotbreakfast.bsky.social! Easy to spot. Bad at disc golf. It's either sadness or euphoria. #filtertheair Bluesky user #95,868

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Latest posts by xtingu.bsky.social on Bluesky

Hand written sign at shop reading

“WE HAVE”

“CHICKEN”
“NOODLE”
“SOUP”

Hand written sign at shop reading “WE HAVE” “CHICKEN” “NOODLE” “SOUP”

Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do

07.11.2025 21:44 — 👍 9857    🔁 1406    💬 211    📌 103

I read this too quickly and thought the first two words of this were "White Castle." Makes "boxed beef" seem sliiiiiiiightly less insane

07.11.2025 21:58 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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America’s Dumbest Billionaires Fail to Stop Zohran Mamdani - The American Prospect It’s encouraging on many levels: New York City didn’t submit to a campaign of flagrant bigotry from disgraced two-time loser Andrew Cuomo, and Americans, particularly young ones, can still be politica...

"What we see, I think, are a bunch of rich guys who have been comically out of touch with normal people for many decades, and more recently have blowtorched their brains into a smoking pile of ash on Elon Musk’s Twitter/X and in various group chats." prospect.org/2025/11/04/a...

05.11.2025 02:56 — 👍 3810    🔁 808    💬 19    📌 41

This tweet again except that this time they’ve even forgotten about the existence of Pentecost

04.11.2025 22:29 — 👍 21    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

This whole thread is everything

04.11.2025 22:40 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a cartoon of beavis and butthead laughing with the caption ' heehehehehehe ' Alt: a cartoon of beavis and butthead laughing with the caption ' heehehehehehe '

"mound visit"

02.11.2025 04:16 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

If you're in line to bat at Game 7 of the World Series STAY IN LINE

02.11.2025 03:59 — 👍 3581    🔁 548    💬 23    📌 16

When do they kick the puck in the hoop?

02.11.2025 04:05 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

All the thinkpieces about Bluesky don't account for the fact that it's occasionally 100% wall-to-wall baseball on here

02.11.2025 03:41 — 👍 4691    🔁 549    💬 59    📌 53

And also with you

02.11.2025 03:54 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have to keep reminding myself to unnnnn-clennnnnch

02.11.2025 03:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m enjoying the games and the drama, but I honestly believe if I was a real fan of either of these teams I’d be dead from a coronary.

02.11.2025 03:27 — 👍 5283    🔁 373    💬 193    📌 94

Rooting not just for a Game 7 of the World Series, but another 18 inning game that goes so long on Saturday night that the clocks fall back at 2am before it’s ended and everyone gets tremendously confused about what time it is.

30.10.2025 04:27 — 👍 2403    🔁 437    💬 13    📌 86

WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE NAME THEIR BAND COW MAGNETS

(Today I learned about an actual thing called cow magnets. I hate that these have to exist, but since they do, someone should at least get a band name out of it.)

31.10.2025 18:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.

Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.

They are not the same.

30.10.2025 16:01 — 👍 39322    🔁 14871    💬 566    📌 657
A screen shot of my Outlook inbox featuring an unread, terribly-formatted spam email.

The From field reads "Doc-T/dxoL9LF/{randomString10}/ulVE8CT" and the subject line says "Digital Confirmation: Board Amendment CFID:MZZZqrKWi."

A screen shot of my Outlook inbox featuring an unread, terribly-formatted spam email. The From field reads "Doc-T/dxoL9LF/{randomString10}/ulVE8CT" and the subject line says "Digital Confirmation: Board Amendment CFID:MZZZqrKWi."

Oh good I've been waiting for this important email from my business associate DocT dxoL9LF

27.10.2025 20:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Where’s Tipper Gore at now?

26.10.2025 15:31 — 👍 123    🔁 12    💬 2    📌 1

The West Wing to now be called Wing.

23.10.2025 22:11 — 👍 186    🔁 34    💬 17    📌 2

The first question: "You know you're gonna get stiffed on the payment, right?”

22.10.2025 20:51 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I feel like this needs to be pronounced with a silly German accent.

22.10.2025 19:20 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nothing warms my heart as much as seeing someone doing this. The world is *full* of people doubling down on shit they don’t even believe out of a sense of pride, and seeing someone graciously acknowledge being wrong, in full public view, is quite inspiring.

22.10.2025 18:00 — 👍 820    🔁 218    💬 9    📌 2

Listen to you, "Wahh I don't want another great depression" well too bad, my hands are tied. Weak men have to create hard times or else the meme doesn't work

21.10.2025 17:19 — 👍 1331    🔁 128    💬 8    📌 0

I cackled over this. Thank you.

21.10.2025 17:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I've mentioned this before but it bears repeating. Don't leave FSA funds on the table at the end of the year. LOTS of places like homeless shelters etc... would love donations of FSA eligible items. For the past 2 years, I've used left over funds to shop here: fsastore.com - then donate the items.

19.10.2025 21:46 — 👍 524    🔁 349    💬 10    📌 0

Sing along, kids!

🎶Oh the noble Duke of York
He and 10,000 men
Groped a bunch of teenage girls
Then he groped them all again

Oh! When they were up they were up
And when they were down they were down
And when they were only halfway up
They got a handy from a 15 year old 🎶

17.10.2025 19:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I hope you score next time. These cryptic lineages are absolutely fascinating!

It would be so ridiculously cool to somehow find this person who's been stuck with this for so long.

17.10.2025 19:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Whenever I listen to the UK shipping forecast to fall asleep, I get a little jolt of joy when they announce Mull of Kintyre. Never gets old.

17.10.2025 18:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
An image from the Nordstrom catalog of a baby teething toy. It is a realistic-looking fly agaric (Amanita muscaria) mushroom with the classic red top with white speckles and white body. 

This "Spot the Mushroom Teether" is made by Olli&Carol and is $21.99; SKU 7329122. 

I don't think we should be teaching parents and babies that this is the mushroom to randomly chomp on. (It is unpleasantly psychedelic, poisonous, and sometimes deadly.)

An image from the Nordstrom catalog of a baby teething toy. It is a realistic-looking fly agaric (Amanita muscaria) mushroom with the classic red top with white speckles and white body. This "Spot the Mushroom Teether" is made by Olli&Carol and is $21.99; SKU 7329122. I don't think we should be teaching parents and babies that this is the mushroom to randomly chomp on. (It is unpleasantly psychedelic, poisonous, and sometimes deadly.)

Not sure this specific mushroom is the best design choice for a baby teether.

17.10.2025 18:52 — 👍 29    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 0

No real reason-- I just feel like they're gonna stick it out through Election Day. (I'm going purely on vibes here.)

17.10.2025 03:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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