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Your air-checkin' cuz. She/her. Singer/utility/music nerd. 1/2 of DE's premier acoustic dorkrock powerduo @hotbreakfast.bsky.social! Easy to spot. Bad at disc golf. It's either sadness or euphoria. #filtertheair Bluesky user #95,868

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For people so hot for the 10 commandments, it's amusing they need the adultery rule in multiple places

24.02.2026 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So beautiful!

I'm a proud owner of one of your Voyager necklaces in silver -- I love your work so much!

24.02.2026 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

This machine kills fascists.

23.02.2026 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2282    πŸ” 179    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 14

PHI issues Black Ice Will Develop on Area Roads Tonight for Delaware Beaches, Inland Sussex, Kent, New Castle [DE] and Caroline, Kent, Queen Anne's, Talbot [MD] and Atlantic, Atlan... at Mon, 23 Feb 2026 23:34:19 +0000 via IEMbot
Additional Details Here.

23.02.2026 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot showing the new "Renew" option next to an expired mute word.

Screenshot showing the new "Renew" option next to an expired mute word.

Here's a useful improvement that came directly from a user request: If you're someone who temporarily uses mutes to, say, take a break from the news, now you can easily renew that mute rather than recreating it from scratch each time.

Visit the app store or refresh the website to update!

23.02.2026 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 242    πŸ” 68    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 3

When my boyfriend literally mashed some potatoes to make mashed potatoes

23.02.2026 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Wooden ruler showing 9.75" of snow

Wooden ruler showing 9.75" of snow

6:40am update in north Wilmington, DE (Arden) 19810: 9.75" (| measured at a different spot with a different board).
#dewx
#netde

Also fed the birds. ❀️

23.02.2026 11:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A wooden ruler measuring the snow depth as 8.25" (2:10am 2/23/26)

A wooden ruler measuring the snow depth as 8.25" (2:10am 2/23/26)

Oh all right, I went outside. We're at 8.25" at 2:10am. Whee!
#DEwx

23.02.2026 07:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A photo of an inverted orange Home Depot bucket, which is supporting a black measuring stick. There is roughly 8" of dense snow on top of the bucket, as well as on the ground, but it's hard to know for certain because the numbers on the large measuring stick are almost entirely obscured with snow. 

The bucket has "YAY SNOW   BOO ICE  ❀️DELAWARE" written on it in black sharpie, though the writing is also barely visible because snow has stuck to the face of the bucket as well.

A photo of an inverted orange Home Depot bucket, which is supporting a black measuring stick. There is roughly 8" of dense snow on top of the bucket, as well as on the ground, but it's hard to know for certain because the numbers on the large measuring stick are almost entirely obscured with snow. The bucket has "YAY SNOW BOO ICE ❀️DELAWARE" written on it in black sharpie, though the writing is also barely visible because snow has stuck to the face of the bucket as well.

I would love to give you all a snowfall report, but the snow is so sticky that my measuring stick is unreadable.

I will be shocked if we don't lose power-- the wind is really picking up, and the trees are soooo heavy with snow.

23.02.2026 06:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of an AI slop ad from Xitter, from the account called "@Products." 
The tweet says "Grab this bold hat: Women Want Me, Fish Fear Me. Perfect style statement!”

Unfortunately the photo of the black baseball cap says "WOMEN WANT FISH ME FEAR ME."

A screenshot of an AI slop ad from Xitter, from the account called "@Products." The tweet says "Grab this bold hat: Women Want Me, Fish Fear Me. Perfect style statement!” Unfortunately the photo of the black baseball cap says "WOMEN WANT FISH ME FEAR ME."

Popped over to the bad place to get some blizzard updates from our local @nws.noaa.gov forecast office, and I saw this ad.

Sums up how it's going in Elon-land.

23.02.2026 06:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This snow is being called "heart attack snow" because it's the thick heavy stuff that's great for snowmen but bad for shoveling. Be careful out there, east coasters!

22.02.2026 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*sigh*

21.02.2026 06:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love that band. Hope they're all back to 100% asap.

21.02.2026 06:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Bad Bunny | Lewis Black's Rantcast clips
YouTube video by Lewis Black Bad Bunny | Lewis Black's Rantcast clips

Please enjoy #LewisBlack reading this absolutely perfect essay by #MarkMetcalf. A+. No notes.

youtu.be/X-rc1GU3_I0?...

#badbunnyhalftime

21.02.2026 05:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Donald Duck angrily ranting in front of a red curtain, until he gets yoinked off the stage by the old-timey theater hook Alt: Donald Duck angrily ranting in front of a red curtain, until he gets yoinked off the stage by the old-timey theater hook

Is it yoinkin' time yet?

Now?

how about now

21.02.2026 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the only answer

20.02.2026 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So Trump acknowledges that it's bad when people try to kiss you when you don't want to be kissed? Interesting.

20.02.2026 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 77    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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La Retraite de Hugues de Payens, by Georges Mathieu, 1958 (rotated), πŸ“Έ by @tiltoncreative

19.02.2026 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 5627    πŸ” 1368    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 76

I misread your skeet as "the frightened extinction class."

tomato tomahto

19.02.2026 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

guys he's just deep in thought

19.02.2026 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we got so much power now ... that's ridiculous

it's not even funny

eeeeleven

19.02.2026 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It never occurs to them that there's something wrong. The problem is everyone else, of course.

18.02.2026 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018.
How did I do it?

Blacked out lines

CEO (my dad) promoted me to SVP.
There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.

I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018. How did I do it? Blacked out lines CEO (my dad) promoted me to SVP. There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.

This is blackout poetry to me

14.02.2026 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 23275    πŸ” 4801    πŸ’¬ 223    πŸ“Œ 169
Spilata - The Cuntiest [Official Video]
YouTube video by Spilata Spilata - The Cuntiest [Official Video]

I'm probably late to the party, but I cannot stop watching this because I love it so much.

youtube.com/watch?v=Vkym...

13.02.2026 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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HOME | Trump Kennedy Center

This is a good use of a domain

Jeffreyepstein.com directs here

12.02.2026 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 229    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

shall

11.02.2026 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Listening to Pam Bondi is like watching Multiple Maniacs, only without the humor

11.02.2026 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.

11.02.2026 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 5328    πŸ” 1825    πŸ’¬ 104    πŸ“Œ 322

I loved that part so, so much

09.02.2026 05:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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