Aforementioned alcoholic relative is thankfully not joining us for thanksgiving, though they continue to live in my house and continue to be a PITA.
27.11.2025 05:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@missferalpossum.bsky.social
Shitty blog writer. Overstimulated. Over caffeinated. Proudly weird. Can cry on cue. I bite.
Aforementioned alcoholic relative is thankfully not joining us for thanksgiving, though they continue to live in my house and continue to be a PITA.
27.11.2025 05:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0For the first year in a long time Iβm only cooking for immediate family. Still lots of food, just smaller quantities. Iβm looking forward to it. Not spending all day in the kitchen, not forcing myself into potentially uncomfortable conversations, not having to deep clean for judgmental relatives.
27.11.2025 05:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Alcoholic relative keeps trying to convince me to join them on their nightly binge. So now Iβve given up drinking entirely just out of pure spite. Happy holidays.
27.11.2025 05:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Colorado's most diverse city gave progressives a clean sweep after decades of Republican leadership. @marshallglasses.bsky.social reports:
06.11.2025 03:32 β π 398 π 80 π¬ 8 π 5Is it end of October and like 45Β° out? Yes. Am I still hyped to be at Red Rocks for a concert? Also yes.
30.10.2025 01:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Made the grave mistake of feeding my cat a churu packet around 11:45 two mornings in a row, and now she demands a churu snack at 11:45am every day.
28.10.2025 17:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Went for my annual wellness exam today and they hardly took any vitals. Is that a new standard? No blood pressure, no weight or height, just temperature and pulse ox. Was looking forward to seeing how high my blood pressure is with everything Iβve been dealing with at home.
25.10.2025 04:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Insurance is such a scam. Also perky people make me want to vomit. This has been a PSA from your not-so-friendly neighborhood cranky possum.
13.10.2025 21:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I am barely holding onto my own life, how am I supposed to take care of everyone elseβs?
09.10.2025 15:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the people who told us to calm down because Roe was settled law are the same people now telling us to calm down because the military would never open fire on Americans
04.10.2025 21:41 β π 20561 π 6583 π¬ 664 π 276Got some Kunafe to share with everyone for dessert, but now itβs 1am and Iβm sitting here alone keeping it all to myself because these asshats in my house donβt deserve delicious desserts. I hate people.
02.10.2025 06:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We really are on the stupidest timeline. I had not yet been initiated to this conspiracy theory so I just went down that rabbit hole and hooooβ¦itβs a doozy.
28.09.2025 07:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A Toyota Tacoma truck driving down a Colorado highway carrying what appears to be a strapped down life sized ceramic donkey statue
For sure thought this was real for a moment. Not sure being fake made it any less questionable.
28.09.2025 04:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This round of depression needs to hurry on up and go away. Iβm supposed to be making healthy choices and improving my life, but all I feel like doing is stress eating Taco Bell and crying.
26.09.2025 18:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0American democracy died on January 20, 2025 at precisely noon. The question is: can we ever get it back.
26.09.2025 05:16 β π 1119 π 158 π¬ 77 π 12Itβs freaking cold tonight! I need warm socks and an extra blanket.
24.09.2025 08:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 03am, at emergency vet with my beautiful idiot dog who decided to wolf down yard mushrooms right before bed and is apparently impervious to the peroxide trick. Itβs late, Iβm exhausted mentally and physically, and Iβm annoyed to plunk down yet more $$ because my dogs keep eating shit they shouldnβt.
20.09.2025 09:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Why the fuck am I still awake at 4am????
19.09.2025 10:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You added an extra βoβ there Ron.
18.09.2025 20:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I forgot to eat today.
18.09.2025 05:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I saw some news article that said a weasel got into the Large Hadron Collider back in April of 2016. Iβm not a conspiracy theorist but fuck it, Iβm convinced that is why weβre stuck in this shitty timeline.
17.09.2025 03:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Today my mental health took a nosedive towards a very dark place. Iβm doing ok now, got myself regulated but itβs getting harder and harder to avoid hitting those lows when the world around us is constantly putting us through trauma.
16.09.2025 23:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Around this time of year I switch out my usual flag that expresses my lefty politics to a Broncos flag for football season, but I feel like if I take down the flag now itβll signal that Iβm afraid to be identified with my politics, which isnβt entirely untrue given the current state of things.
14.09.2025 09:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Y'know that Guardian article which cited an anonymous friend of Tyler Robinson claiming he was the only "leftist" in his family?
It just got updated after the "verified source" decided he couldn't remember his "relationship" with the accused shooter well enough to be quoted
New community guidelines for TikTok go into effect tomorrow, but seems like theyβre getting an early start. At least two accounts of political creators have been nuked this week. I got a bunch of CGVs on comments this morning. So guess Iβll work on transitioning to the other socials this weekend.
12.09.2025 18:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Love it.
10.09.2025 18:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I canβt get myself to wonder what life will be like at the end of this administration. I canβt even imagine making it to that point anymore. We canβt unfuck the things that have been fucked up in my lifespan.
08.09.2025 06:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It smells like funnel cake outside. I just ate but damn now I want some funnel cake.
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