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Luke Sims-Jenkins

@grumpy2eb.bsky.social

Host of the Never Open Podcast & The Maran Chess Club. Lover of Doctor Who, New Japan Pro Wrestling & Comics. ADHDer. Lefty. Farts on occasion.

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I think Delano has a consistency in his run none of its bad. Also more variety. Ennis may have higher highs, but he's also done issues I hated. I liked Paul Jenkin's run more than Garth's.

Ellis won't be on the book long, less than 10 issues. I'll explain why in a few days time.

12.08.2025 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hellblazer a day 140, by Ellis & Frank Teran. John does a favour for the copper who helped him last issue. There's a room of evil that needs sorting out. A fucked up done in one. Great stuff.

12.08.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

neveropenpod@gmail.com 😜

12.08.2025 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Go listen! And send Luke an email so he'll quit bitching.
NeverOpenPod@gmail.com

12.08.2025 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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G1 Climax 35 Night 15 Never Open Podcast Β· Episode

On this episode, Luke and Andy discuss night 15 of G1 Climax 35!

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12.08.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
The G1 Climax 35 Night 15
YouTube video by Never Open Podcast The G1 Climax 35 Night 15

The end of A Block! On video! #NJPW #G1Climax35 #G135

12.08.2025 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Amazon has less shame

12.08.2025 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh hell yeah. I think it'll go down as one of the worst movies ever made.

Chibbers and co made Flux during lockdown. Amazon made War of the Worlds, Zoom edition.

11.08.2025 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

If you wanna see bad Ice Cube reaction face, this is the movie for you. All he does for 90 minutes is zoom calls.

11.08.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's fucking wonderfully stupid and bad. The kinda bad you can be spoiled on and go "Wait what? Really? Oh I gotta watch this bullshit!"

11.08.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Amazon gave it the green light. Multiple people okayed this shit.

11.08.2025 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Of course I watched Ice Cube's War of the Worlds. It's fucking terrible in every single way and amazingly dumb. Planes fall to their deaths. The aliens eat data. Yes you read that right. In fact the aliens eat Ice Cube's dead wife's Facebook page. No I'm not making this up.

11.08.2025 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hellblazer a day 139 by Ellis & Higgins. Haunted ends & John takes care of Josh Wright. It's brutal & fucked up. The ghost of Isabel Bracknell is set free. Loved this story.

11.08.2025 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To go to strange worlds.
To revist life and civilizations.
To boldly go where we've been.

11.08.2025 10:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not sure 4 will improve your mood. It felt like a mid-season filler episode. Except there isn't 22 episodes a season anymore only 10.

11.08.2025 09:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Work and Dax worked for me.

I feel weird complaining about a show that's solidly good. But yeah it's not completely working for me.

11.08.2025 08:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SNW is more consistently good than RTD2, but takes less risks.

11.08.2025 08:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd take it a step further and say it's more like what people criticise Big Finish for being.

Mashing up all kinds of old stuff, with little reason except "Remember?"

Less tension too, most of the characters can't die.

A total nostalgia fest, with less new as it goes along

11.08.2025 08:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Also Korby is from What Are Little Girls Made Of.

11.08.2025 08:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

100%

It doesn't help that season 2 came out in '23. It's a long wait for 10 episodes.

10.08.2025 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes! Like Doctor Who is my fave sports team. Always going to support it, but please please please be good.

SNW gives off this vibe of a show hitting its stride, its well made, there's a confidence to it, the acting is great...... and yet I'm not getting what I want from it.

10.08.2025 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I'm in the same boat. I still like it, but I'm not loving it.

10.08.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The last SNW felt like an SG1 episode.

I like it just fine, but can we move away from the Chapel/Spock stuff please?

Also its episode 5 can we please explore a strange new world already?

10.08.2025 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wholesome.

10.08.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Now that you mention it, you're right.

A bit surreal to read about a manipulative character written by a manipulative writer.

10.08.2025 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the first time I've read any Ellis since the dirtbaggery reveal. Haunted is wonderfully written & has a lot to say, but yeah its hard to separate things.

10.08.2025 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hellblazer a day 138, by Ellis & Higgins. John speaks to Clarice so he can meet a guy who was a magician for the Kray's. Chas runs down Wright with his cab and Wright gets nicked mate. London has a lot of ghosts, John knows where most of em are.

10.08.2025 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
The G1 Climax Nights 12 - 14
YouTube video by Never Open Podcast The G1 Climax Nights 12 - 14

Video for nights 12 - 14 of the #G1Climax35 is out!

#G135 #njpw

10.08.2025 08:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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G1 Climax 35 Nights 12-14 Never Open Podcast Β· Episode

On this episode, Luke and Andy discuss nights 12-14 of G1 Climax 35!

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10.08.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hellblazer a day 137, by Ellis & Higgins. John manipulates events so a snitch & the 2 who kicked his ass meet grisly ends. Ellis is populating his run with other magicians. Older, younger "good" & fucking evil. Loving this. Haunted is dark & dirty.

10.08.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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