Ashlie Weeks, Esq.

Each news day cycle in America

My bff sent this to me and said "you are people" lol

Yassssssss

Stress levels are high here.

It will only get worse. It's dystopian.
The legislature, scotus and executive are completely untethered from the law: please be safe. Each day is a year here and every day brings new total destruction to this country. The Hague needs to be on the future manifesto for Dems & they need to plan NOW.

This is my view when I leave my house. Like I've left them in the wilderness to die and not a luxury condo. Clearly the big guy in the hoodie is the most indignant here.

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Since we've unplugged this government let's not plug this particular one back in let's get a new router mmmmmk thanks

I want to live in a country where the president of the United States is smarter than a tossed salad.

That's the word on the street

Well, Machetie is smart, handsome, and not a drunk. That's a lot of things in his favor!

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I took @themachetiedawg.bsky.social for his morning walk & working on a new trick. We had an audience of 3 watching us (he's 115 lbs of twisted steel & sex appeal pittie so he draws attention) & after 4 attempts he got the trick & the 3 folks clapped/cheered 4 him. It was 3 more than drunk dude had.

I'm not trying to brag here but I honestly predicted it would be a disastrous embarrassing fumbling broken unconstitutional vapid arrogant egotistical misogynistic insulting inept unqualified radical idiotic rambling inbred dark hostile hateful clown show of a gigantic mess of a dinosaur turd.

So @barackobama.bsky.social had to hand over his birth certificate. It's only fair Kumquat Leatherface gives a DNA sample to prove he wasn't formed in a pod.

I remember when I got new rollerblades and the neighbors and my parents came to watch me skate around the driveway so I could show out.

The applause was much louder. You can hear the drop of his Bermuda Rum Swizzle stir stick in this silence.

Secretary Beer Pong must not know about The Hague while he hollers about beards and haircuts and attacking innocent American civilians on our own soil.

Along with of course not knowing historical data and the job skills and information needed for his position.

so @rosie.com on IG responded to kumquat leatherface's threat to revoke her citizenship by saying after 18 years I still live rent free in that "collapsing brain" of yours and this is why we love her.

We live in a country where one person cannot keep track of how many mass shootings we have unless it's their full time job.

Probably used as some psycho killer's googly eyes if the latter

Hey @markhamillofficial.bsky.social I miss you since I left twitter I hope you and the family are well 🥰

This is all so very incredibly shocking. Secretary Beer Pong with no experience at all and a hatred of women and minorities struggles in his role. We would have been safer if a ski boot had been confirmed instead.

So @diedrichbader.bsky.social I discovered The Preppie Murder and of course your hair was fabulous

MAKE HAVING A BRAIN A REQUIREMENT FOR POTUS

Really smart military action removing troops from allied nations in Europe and invading Portland, Oregon. The apocalyptic vision of this pictures is absolutely terrifying. Secretary Let Me Shotgun This Beer b4 the next meeting must be so proud of his daddy.

Brilliant!

Ive decided to dress up as a Tylenol bottle for Halloween while pretending to eat the dogs and cats.

Shocking he's lasted this long. We need the military to stand up to him.

I got long Covid/was luckily vaccinated/boosted. I didn't end up in the hospital/was sick for 1.5 yrs. I'm more prone 2 getting it again than others as a result. I now can't get a covid vaccine bc I'm far too young/have no illnesses. Thank you to everyone who voted for ppl like me to possibly die.