Eric T. Cartman.

[Eric just... watched the man singing whilst sipping a bottle of Cred.]

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I'm fucking crying istg thank you @fury-of-nihilister.bsky.social from the bottom of my heart THANK YOU!

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EVERYONE GO FOLLOW @fury-of-nihilister.bsky.social THEY'RE A GODDAMN LEGEND!

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typa shit that happens mordecai and rigby when they wanna microwave popcorn

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that's why we're brothers man!

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not a bad account idea... your always full of ideas Little Bro.

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oh yeah I'm ps. It's speedingthru7656

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I NEED HIM UESTER YOU DONT GET IT I ALREADY HAVE HOMER NOW I JUST NEED CARTMAN AND THEN I NEED *SECRET 3RD BAD GUY.* SKIN

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Had to repost ts cause I'm pissed

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I hate being poor bruh he leaves tomorrow and I have no money 😭

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I hate being poor bruh he leaves tomorrow and I have no money 😭

"WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING! THIS IS SO NOT KEEEEEEEEEWL!" [He'd continue running genuinely screaming atp.]

Official genshin art.

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Yeets

@endless-hellfire.bsky.social

[SWOOSH... Eric Cartman woke up in a void... nothing but pitch black spanning for miles on end... Confused he started running maybe trying for a hope at escape when he began hearing footsteps behind him...]

Investigating.]

@villainousendevour.bsky.social

[SMASH! Eric Cartman flew through top floor window of a large building after Stan had told him apparently... Supervillains hid here. Cartman wanting to actually be a hero for once decided to step in... Quickly dispatching two guards with his Coon claws he'd begin

@prclatieternal.bsky.social

[Eric was stood atop a rooftop dawning his superhero gear... Trying to watch the city streets to keep them totally safe... when he looked into a window and saw a lady speaking to a sketchy man... Thinking something was happening he swept in.]

that this was the boss of the team he's joined.]

@shukufukunotoki.bsky.social

[Ohma stood atop a cliff watching the sea as a dark creature crept toward him... Ohma turned to see a small fat boy dressed as a racoon.] "STOP RIGHT THERE BAD GUY! I AM THE C*** AND I'M HERE TO WHOOP YOUR BUTT!" [Eric spoke trying to be intimidating as he wasn't aware

"People were telling me to do this... Sounds kewl."

"People were telling me to do this... Sounds kewl."

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[Cartman got suited up into his Superhero gear ready for his first time meeting the #𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐈𝐎𝐍.] "Let's fucking do this..."

"AWWW WEAK..." [Eric looked annoyed.] "WHY DOES KYLE GET IN... HE'S JUST A STUPID GINGER ANYWAY!"

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the amount of roasts I can come up with as Cartman boutta be sick...

"If you wanna make Paradise can you get rid of this one kid... His name's Kyle Broflovski... He's soooo lame."

[Eric mocked Gwen.] "Oh great it's you... Hey guys I'm Gwen and my battlepass sucked balls... Do you understand how actually idiotic you sound."

"40 thousand... 41 thousand... 42... hmm I don't know if that's enough..." [Eric is currently checking how much it costs to buy a nuclear bomb and 3 pounds of radioactive material for the #𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐈𝐎𝐍]

Kyle: *Says anything to Cartman...*

Cartman:

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sleep time :3