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@spellgage.bsky.social

Disciple of the Way | Minister of the Word | Husband | Father | the same dumb guy from Twitter

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Can’t believe we’ve done this to ourselves twice now

27.08.2025 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The agΓ©d and most noble emblem of the People’s Restaurant, CRACKER BARREL

The agΓ©d and most noble emblem of the People’s Restaurant, CRACKER BARREL

Some nonsense devised by some city slicker to rob the People of our nobility and pride

Some nonsense devised by some city slicker to rob the People of our nobility and pride

I’m so mad I could punch somebody

20.08.2025 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Very pleased to have the house ~70% back to normal now

16.08.2025 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait really?

05.08.2025 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My house hasn’t had carpet or anything since Hurricane Milton (October 2024). Just a bare concrete slab.

05.08.2025 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We are getting new floors in on Thursday (and this was just scheduled today!), so it is CRUNCH TIME

05.08.2025 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I try not to think about how it’s only been six months

03.08.2025 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ˜Άβ€πŸŒ«οΈ

02.08.2025 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The American right has grasped the Behelit and has transformed into one of Miura’s phallic demons.

02.08.2025 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The modern right gave itself wholly over to unrestricted lust, and the whole process took about a decade. A blip! The twinkling of an eye!

02.08.2025 04:39 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Christian chastity will become left-coded within my lifetime

02.08.2025 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

No justice for Abner.
No justice for Uriah.
No justice for Tamar.

02.08.2025 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Christians love to forget that David’s story in Samuel ends with his plaguing the whole nation with an evil so great that even Joab is reluctant to execute the orders.

02.08.2025 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Emperor Qin Shi Huang executes court official who warns him that drinking mercury will not make him immortal, continues to drink mercury

01.08.2025 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Amen

02.08.2025 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are you allowed to say Clanker on here?

02.08.2025 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The hymn posting will continue until morale improves, and it will continue afterwards too

01.08.2025 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am joining the war on pocket knives on the side of the pocket knives

31.07.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Excellent

30.07.2025 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Guy who applies to DHS just so he can print out all the verses about oppressing foreigners, pin them to his door, and spend every lunch break until he’s fired telling his coworkers they’re going to Hell.

29.07.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Currently scribing baseboards, AMA

29.07.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll be whatever the Bible tells me to be! Bite me!

29.07.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The corollary to this is left-wingers claiming that Christians can’t be left-wing.

29.07.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The only thing more obnoxious than a Republican claiming that Christians can’t be Democrat is a Democrat claiming that Christians can’t be Democrat.

29.07.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The way I just RAN over here to make sure my brother @mattmetcalf.bsky.social knows that SHIN GODZILLA is returning to theaters starting August 14th

29.07.2025 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of a Twitter ad by Steven L Anderson. It reads as follows:

β€œFake scholar James White @HwsEleutheroi with his magical diploma mill Ph.D. decided to leave me a comment about how stupid I am. 

In this video I prove him 100% wrong, and, unlike him, I actually have facts and an argument!”

Included is a 5:58 webcam video of Mr. Anderson that I will only watch if someone pays me $20 to do so.

A screenshot of a Twitter ad by Steven L Anderson. It reads as follows: β€œFake scholar James White @HwsEleutheroi with his magical diploma mill Ph.D. decided to leave me a comment about how stupid I am. In this video I prove him 100% wrong, and, unlike him, I actually have facts and an argument!” Included is a 5:58 webcam video of Mr. Anderson that I will only watch if someone pays me $20 to do so.

Over on the hellsite, some guy has taken out ads against James White.

16.07.2025 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I believe it.

05.06.2025 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

!

01.03.2025 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Stolen from the other website

01.03.2025 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is a faithful saying, and worthy of all acceptation, that Christ Jesus came into the world to save sinners; of whom I am chief.

But they that wait upon the LORD shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles.

That’s all I need to know!

10.02.2025 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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