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Chris Fernandez

@dezops.bsky.social

Director of Salesforce & nCino | Jets fan (embracing permanent disappointment) | Craft beer enthusiast | Fluent in sarcasm

754 Followers  |  685 Following  |  2,834 Posts  |  Joined: 09.11.2024  |  1.7302

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I thought we were free of the NE tyrannyโ€ฆ.its apparent that I was wrong.

14.11.2025 02:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#TNF

Iโ€™m not ok with how much I like the Pats NorEaster units.

Iโ€™m not ok with Pats finding another QB.

Being a Jets fan is tough.

14.11.2025 01:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey bsky friends, watch out for this scam account.

@houdsonmark67.bsky.social

They couldnโ€™t even be bothered to use different font on their โ€œwinnersโ€handwritten notes.

If someone can add them to a block list that would be great.

02.12.2024 02:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyone else find the field marker overlays by NBC more distracting than helpful?

#BILLSMAFIA #SNF

02.12.2024 01:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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28.11.2024 11:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There is a special place in hell for advertisers that put doorbell sound into their commercials.

#doglife

25.11.2024 02:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When I was a kid, I would swap my neighbors sugar for salt. He always coated his cheerios in sugar. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

24.11.2024 22:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks!

24.11.2024 22:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I noticed I was about 4 badges away from 4 start this morning and figured Iโ€™d knock it out. I was sitting at 396 for a year or so!

24.11.2024 22:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Email congratulations for reaching four star Ranger rank

Email congratulations for reaching four star Ranger rank

I did a thing today.

#salesforce

24.11.2024 20:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel like these are made up words

23.11.2024 03:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I get that. Iโ€™m a sucker for Steve Martin & Martin Short.

23.11.2024 03:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What say you @thenextdoctor.bsky.social ?

23.11.2024 03:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We just wrapped up the last season of Only Murders in the Building. Highly recommend!

23.11.2024 03:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Likewise!

23.11.2024 02:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Brandon Sanderson always lurks in my periphery. He has so many books I worry that if I enjoy one, I wonโ€™t be seen for a few years.

23.11.2024 02:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hail Mary is surprisingly good. I didnโ€™t think Iโ€™d like it based on the synopsis, turned out very good.

23.11.2024 02:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Prior to binging the Red Rising series I went through all of Andy Weirโ€™s books, some rock and roll biographies, Dune. Brandon Sanderson Way do the Kings has been sitting there in my library but not picked up yet.

23.11.2024 02:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks for that. Iโ€™m trying to find something to bridge the gap to Red God, rumored to be released in January. Been on a Space opera/dystopian kick recently.

23.11.2024 01:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Has anyone read Wool? Thoughts?
๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ“š

23.11.2024 01:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Iโ€™m not following. There is definitely not a blue super moon tonight.

22.11.2024 02:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s fancy!

21.11.2024 22:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What are the odds Gaetz is given his seat back?

21.11.2024 22:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Extremely.

21.11.2024 02:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Done

20.11.2024 23:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We are living in the prequel to Idiocracy.

20.11.2024 23:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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20.11.2024 23:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why has no one made a new organization that is just good news? Like Reddits r/eyebleach?

20.11.2024 23:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Welcome to party, @vkeenan.bsky.social ! If youโ€™re in the Salesforce ecosystem, give Vernon a follow.

20.11.2024 23:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Leopards, meet face.

20.11.2024 22:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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