Caitland

At the AHL game opener judging people in oilers jerseys

05.04.2025 06:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just received an email from the 21yo on my team that started with “Hey queen. I’ve unfortunately been a silly sausage and made boo boo 😔”

04.04.2025 00:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Local shops opened on minimal hours and it’s FULL, lady at Coles said almost everyone she’s served got freezer food to stock up then lost power and threw it out 🙃

09.03.2025 01:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m so sorry for your loss 😔

08.03.2025 23:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As if the first piece of news I see after getting the internet back is Bruins traded Marchand?!

08.03.2025 21:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

1.5hr baby shark youtube vid on repeat maybe we should lose power next

07.03.2025 05:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Coming into a cyclone at the end of the 3rd week babysitting a 2.5yo is the test from life I always joked about but never thought I’d receive

06.03.2025 06:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why didnt anyone warn me about having a pointy septum ring when you’ve got a runny nose. This bitch said fuck your tissues AND your inner nose - GRATED

20.02.2025 06:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I want to transition to this app full time but the deranged hockey fans arent here yet and that’s a comedy you cant replicate

15.02.2025 23:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And the two middle aged men on the other side of the aisle that kept saying ‘oh wow’ every time Nicole was naked

15.02.2025 23:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m about to get fucked up in this storm but worth it to watch this rainbow form 🌈

03.02.2025 08:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🤍💌

01.02.2025 23:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Stopped using a journal app because it was taking up too much space on my phone after 1,500+ entries, and yeah I love writing with paper and pen again but life kinda sucks without a lil funky streak tracker making your brain happy

17.11.2024 05:15 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0