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This is how you do it🙌🏻

saved a draft for when It Happens

As if Grace Tame would give a crap if her Australian of the Year title were removed.

As if it would stop her speaking.

Tame has dealt with real life things. She won’t be cowed so easily.

#AusPol

this is absolutely fucked!

spending a decade on a game, and putting stuff like this on record, to then lay off 80 people THREE WEEKS AFTER RELEASE is out of control

always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay

we need to make private jet ownership illegal. but as a compromise, I think we can mandate that on every commercial flight one random passenger is picked out of a hat, and the airline and plane crew have to be extra nice and accommodating to them while treating the rest of the passengers even worse.

“‘Disunity is death’ is a phrase often used in Labor circles, but it’s rarely discussed how government unity at all costs, on all things, fragments society,” writes @amyremeikis.bsky.social, Chief Political Analyst at The Australia Institute.

Read more on The Point: https://theaus.in/4toVtZM

No Pensioner left behind We the undersigned call on the Australian Government to address the failure to maintain the Age Pension at a level that aligns to acceptable community living standards. Age pensioners are now living a...

If y’all could take a few moments to sign this petition, I’d appreciate it ✊ www.megaphone.org.au/petitions/no...

Excellent speeches at the rally at Town Hall, Sydney, opposing the visit of Israeli President Isaac Herzog. Some excellent banners too! #auspol #nswpol #HerzogVisit #CancelHerzog #ArrestHerzog #HerzogNotWelcome

Brisbane rally against Herzog.

Brisbane rally against Herzog is massive.

#HerzogNotWelcome

We've shut down the busiest pedestrian intersection in Naarm/Melbourne because our government invited a genocidal war criminal to our country

Our government crossed a line by inviting a war criminal - they can’t uncross it.

This is what social cohesion looks like.

Flinders Street Station, Naarm.

Happy to see that, "Just make it an NPC wearing an object you need to move," works outside of games too.

Macbeth: SHIT

Bad Bunny at 31 vs Charlie Kirk at 31

Goddamnit.
We'll all miss Jon Kudelka. He was a great cartoonist but more importantly, he was cranky about all the right things. Love to Maggie & Kay & of course the rest of the family, all his mates, & no doubt legions of Taswegians.

Legal observers say police are preventing protesters from joining the rally, threatening people on the outside of police barriers with move-on orders.

Winners.

well that’s a bummer about the patriots. the seahawks were incredible this season and so, so deserving to win the super bowl.

The Sermon on the Mount, by Beryl Lewis, before 1965, 📸 by @ScottStrazzante

I can literally hear the racists shrieking and losing their minds right now over the all Spanish language Bad Boy Super Bowl Halftime Show. It’s awesome. Cry more! Die mad.

The billboard behind Bad Bunny during this halftime performance reads: "The only thing more powerful than hate is love." #SuperBowl

legit said to my dad “I wonder if they really got married” and got so hype when I saw this tweet. So damn cool.

Israel appears to be threatening the Jewish Council of Australia now, for supporting human rights and international law.

It turns out that the biggest grooming gang in the world is a gang of white, rich, powerful men like Epstein, Trump, Windsor, Mandelson, Clinton, Gates, Musk and Bannon.

The white, rich and powerful men who demand action against grooming gangs are strangely quiet about that.

SLATER SCOOP: James Pearce Jr. is accused of intentionally crashing his Lamborghini into his ex-girlfriend's car multiple times, trying to stop her from getting to a police station, law-enforcement sources tell Andy Slater.

The ex girlfriend is LA Sparks player Rickea Jackson, treated like an afterthought in these terrifying reports.

www.local10.com/news/local/2...

Sorry to generalize but Aliens used to be named stuff like Gleep Glorp, we gotta bring that back.