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Every week, I see at least one headline that’s exactly this tweet.

1977: why would the bartender in star wars even care if some robots with artificial intelligence came into his bar

2025: ohhh ok

Me, watching Andor, when the obscure Arvo Pärt musical quote (Fratres) dropped

Department of Education Eliminates Grant for PBS Children’s Shows

The PBS Kids app is one of the few things you can trust your kids to play around with on a computer. All the shows that you can stream are good and entertaining. Nothing positive comes from getting rid of this, they're just trying to make life worse for everyone www.nytimes.com/2025/05/06/u...

How creative do you think they will be to solve First Base internally, considering the rough trade market?

Do you see any possibility that they ask Yoshida to try the position? That might require a whole lot less throwing…

Or, even stranger, moving Story to first and calling up Meyer?

a woman is sitting in a living room talking to someone and says " i mean it 's one banana " ALT: a woman is sitting in a living room talking to someone and says " i mean it 's one banana "

This was supposed to be a joke.

image of watchmen's doctor manhattan, a superhero who is entirely blue and nude, sitting on a rock, small in frame, on what is depicted to be a very pink version of the surface of the planet mars. he looks pensive.

It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—

From $500 to $5000: millennials are watching their monthly student loan payments skyrocket under Trump and panicking on TikTok Millions of college grads are facing nightmarish monthly student loan payment jumps due to Donald Trump's changes to income-driven repayment plans.

Too bad reporters at outlets like the NYT and CNN were too fucking incompetent to talk about student loan repayment plans BEFORE the election finance.yahoo.com/news/500-500...

My 6yo spent last year on the Brewers and has switched allegiances this spring to the local little league Nationals. He is so confused why I called him Tony Plush and keep quoting the greatest baseball article of all time @baumann.bsky.social

A reminder for these times.

The internet isn’t fun anymore

Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over!

Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂

RIP to an absolute legend, inspiration for my most productive rehearsal tip:

WHO?!?!

Wil Nieves!

This rocks so hard

a man wearing a top hat and a beard smiles for the camera ALT: a man wearing a top hat and a beard smiles for the camera

As has been said many times, "A Christmas Carol" is a reminder that the wealthy must be terrorized into basic compassion and doing the correct moral thing.

Happy Festivus everyone. Always amazed this crazy episode birthed a real celebration that seems to be enjoyed by so many around the world. So may your feats be strong and your grievances few. Enjoy.

One symptom of a moral panic is that "i've never experienced it, but I've heard its bad elsewhere" because they are responding to extreme and unrepresentative cases that gain disproportionate attention.

Right up there with their previous incarnation in Montréal…

An independent assessment of UNCG's finances revealed that there is no budget crisis that justifies the proposed cuts, and indeed that the real issue is the cost of admin salaries and a significant deficit in the athletic department.

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Who can forget Christopher Trotman Nixon. Late 90s-early 00s Sox legend.

Is this an all-time great font LCS? D’backs have a great front jersey font (FANGS!) but Phillies are wearing TWO Hall of Fame-level fonts (front & back) tonight. Like the classic script on the front, but love the one-of-a-kind rounded letters & numbers on the back.