Goad (X-mas Expert)

woke wants to turn the ten commandments into the 6-7 commandments

wait, did Trump end the war between soccer and football?

That's shocking because all the conservatives told me that he had ANTIFA links. Wait a second, were they trying to lie in order to manipulate their audiences?

Final Fantasy 6 has a 17 minute song that fucking slaps and it's only played once in the entire game and it's at the final boss and it takes an estimated 40-50 hours to reach the final boss.

Patrick Bateman from American Psycho stares at his "bone" colored business card

Great Replacement Theory is real. In just a few weeks, the J6 bomber went from being a White Woman to a Black Man.

just glad that the j6 pipe bomb suspect isn't trans but they are going to find a way to make him trans anyway

The Yule tide is among us at the Virginia Capitol.

no it was DGS

Happy Honda Days. I am at the Virginia Capitol where the X-Mas tree is about to be lit by Virginia Governor Glenn Youngkin. I'm just staring at the button to light it up.

if at first you don't secede

it was the Twitter offices in New York

Hard to believe the Infowars reporter at the Pentagon got upstaged because Laura Loomer and Matt Gaetz joined the press pool on the same day. You can stand out as a clown on stage but not when the act is how many clowns can fit into the clown car.

No, there's nothing like a Virginia Ireland Advisory Board

really makes Trump feel like a Dirty White Boy

That wraps things up on the statewide campaigns and most likely the local races aren't anything worth writing about.

The Go Red for Virginia PAC missed a deadline for a report but they claim that the bank error didn't show that the donations had arrived and the treasurer didn't report it. Chap Petersen wants to forgive but the rest of the Board wants to wait until next meeting to verify the PAC's info.

It's not good is the short answer
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Andrew Payton lost the closest race in the 2025 Delegate races, losing by less than 300 votes. He did not report a large donation in a timely manner and gets his fine upheld.

Candidate Biko Agozino for the House of Delegates missed a deadline after claiming to misfiling on the site. Board moves to forgive the one time offender.

Moving onto campaign finance report violation appeals, former Delegate Kathleen Murphy has missed her filings. Her husband (and campaign treasurer) says that she has been in and out of the hospital since leaving office. Board moves to extend deadline and defer until next meeting.

This meeting is moving pretty fast because no groups or individuals are exercising their right to speak against the certification of the 2025 Election in Virginia. No Stop the Stealers.

We are underway with the Virginia Board of Elections as they will be certifying the 2025 Election. There's nobody to give public comment, online or in person.

Today's tarot reading seems a little personal but also like a lot of politicians that come into the Board of Elections.
Stubbornness with the 4 of Cups. Standing their ground with the 7 of Wands. And finally just walking away from the political world with the 8 of Cups.

Hello fellow legal experts. I'm at the Virginia Capitol where they have a great selection of hot sauces at their cafe. Today I'll cover the Board of Elections meeting but my schedule will have me tied up tomorrow so I can't cover the Virginia Israeli Advisory Board and State Crime Commission.

yeah but Ariel Pink's music fell off way harder than Grimes

There's an important lesson to be learned.

I enjoy the music of Grimes but she makes it very difficult

OK, here me out. Those glasses exist but union organizers get them

oh no I get it