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willyum @willyumslife you could be on here showing clear signs of psychosis and people will just be like "hell yeah brother" tess @xsphi I really appreciate the term crashing out. never before has there been a value-neutral way to say someone is having a mental health episode

Eight months without you. We’re already talking about you more as Christmas approaches. You’ll miss out on the wrapping paper, all the boxes, getting your hair in tape, and chewing on the lower branches of the tree. Losing you will never be fair

All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences

A SKELTEN RIPPEN OPEN DA VEIL THAT SEPARATES MEETINGS FROM DA REAL WORLD , BUSINESS BOYS THINK IF THEY USE CODE WORDS THEY WONT HAVE THERE SOUL PUT ON A SCALE ONE DAY BY A GUY WITH A BIRDS HEAD, THEY LOVE TO STAY IN A CONFRENCE ROOM ALL DAY TELLEN EACH OTHER HOW THERE GONNA MAKE US USE A.I , AND WHEN YA RUN THE NUMBERS, EXECS ARE THE ONLY ONES WHO CAN BE REPLACED BY THAT SHIT!!! BECUASE THE REST OF US GOTTA DO ALL THE DAMB WORK AND THERE JOB AMOUNTS TO CLICKING THE "OK" "NO" OR "ASK AGAIN" BUTTONS AT THE BOTTOM OF THERE EMAIL!!! THEY DONT THINK OF OTHER PEOPLE AS HUMAN THATS WHY THEY THINK 1 PROGRAM THAT AVERAGES REDDIT POSTS CAN TELL THEM NEW SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERIES AND VALIDATE THERE DELUSION'S ABOUT REALITY,,, ONLY A "CEO" WOULD BELIEVE THAT SAYING TOUCH BASE IS A REAL JOB, ONLY A MANAGER THINKS ITS COOL TO TRACK HOW MUCH ANOTHER PERSON PISSES AND MOVES THEIR COMPUTER MOUSE AROUND, ONLY A BOSS WOULD LEAN FORWARD AFTER BEING HANDED THE KEY TO HEAVEN AND SAY "COULD BE BETTER, TRY USING SYNERGY" ...,,,,, AND DA TEXT SAYS " I WILL NEVER DRILL DOWN, PING YOU, TAKE THIS OFFLINE, UNPACK THIS, HAVE BANDWIDTH, DISRUPT, TOUCH BASE, MOVE THE NEEDLE "DO NOT ASK ME TO CIRCLE BACK " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

DEEP DIVE MY ASS - dashare.zone ADMIN

Wearing this quote in my sleeve a lot lately

i was in the top 0.02% of his listeners this year

these are the same songs

I got a message from Josh in the Spotify wrapped

Screenshot of pikachu being held by ash in the Pokémon anime giving a thumbs up to the camera

Screenshot of pikachu being held by ash in the Pokémon anime

Side frame Screenshot of pikachu being held by ash in the Pokémon anime

held

You're telling me a reindeer ran over this grandma

getting smacked over the head this morning

A SKELATEN BEIN MEDIOCRE AT THEIR JOB AND IT SAYS : "NEVER BE THE MOST PRODUCTIVE EMPLOYEE, THERE JUST GONNA MAKE YOU DO MORE WORK, DONT BE THE WORST, THELL JUST FIRE YOU, YOU MUST BECOME "MID", TO USEFUL TO FIRE, TO USELESS TO HAVE TO DO MORE" JUST LAY THAT THING RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE, CANT FAIL - dashare.zone ADMIN

YOU MUST BECOME MID - dashare.zone ADMIN

Scene from OFFICE SPACE with Michael Bolton replying to Samir Nagheenanajar: “No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.”

when someone tells me not to use em dashes because AI uses em dashes

every trans person i see post about the OU suspension knows that the suspended target is trans & a grad student, & has an innate awareness that this is about purging trans employees. every cis person i see thinks the target is a rando professor & that this is about giving conservatives good grades

Photo of piplup looking at a sign that has a picture of a piplup being crossed out

Tyler and Josh doing kissy faces

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

Old Pikachu

i wonder if there’s a way for us to try to get that taken down… it’s clearly stated on the author’s ao3 profile anything reposted is done without their permission… but that won’t stop someone from reuploading it again

everyone: my job sucks my social life is dead everything is too expensive and i have no hope for the future

experts: very interesting that you think that, but the numbers just don't back it up. i'm more concerned by your lack of financial literacy, to be perfectly honest

do you guys mind if i perform my 3 hit combo that deals 9998 damage on you

always gonna be mad that people keep passing around the wattpad link for the forest fic when it was posted there without the author’s consent. just saw someone say “of course it was a wattpad fic”—no it wasn’t!!!! it’s on ao3 and it’s called “stay in place (sing a chorus)”

pretty pretty pretty pressing

“why the fuck are we invading Venezuela” should really be on at least a couple of chyrons

[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy

incredible quote lol

ITS OK TO DO NOTHING YOU DONT NEED A EXCUSE , FUCK IT, YOUR SUPPOSE TO BE CHILLIN IN THE WOOD'S RIGHT NOW, BENG BUSY IS THE WORST HOBBY, DOING SHIT ISNT EVEN FUNNY HALF THE TIME, DOING NOTHING COST'S NOTHING, "DA PLEASURE OF THE MIND" FUCK IT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN ,,,,, IF THEY EVER FIND OUT THAT SITTEN ON YOUR COUCH LOOKEN OUT THE WINDOW IS FREE THERE GONNA START CHARGING FOR IT -DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

ITS OK - dashare.zone ADMIN

A SKELETON POINTIG TO THEM SELF "HOWDY PARDNER... LIKE WHAT YOU SEE ? ME EITHER " AND THATS REAL AND THATS ALL - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

HOWDY - dashare.zone ADMIN

The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture