blue !

he's so proud of him he's mentioned that high note multiple times

forgot to turn my alarm off and just woke up 3 hours early for no reason 😭

drawing of various bug critters and nature inspired by the pilots! there is also tyler with a bug net and ned sitting on a stump

trench? no. THE SWARM 🐛🐞🪲🐛🦋🪲🐞🪲🐛🪲🦋🐞🪲🐛🐞🦋

(a TOP sticker concept i made :DD)

White House Evacuated After Trans Alarm Goes Off

White House Evacuated After Trans Alarm Goes Off
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White House Evacuated After Trans Alarm Goes Off

HOLY SHIT MAN WALKS ON FUCKING MOON

56 Years Ago Today:

Shocking Video Captures Calm Police Officers Handling Situation Nonviolently

Moment Of Silence Followed By Hot Dog Race

Moment Of Silence Followed By Hot Dog Race

‘New York Times’ Issues Apology For Reporting Palestinian Deaths NEW YORK—Claiming that the humanizing of occupied peoples is not what the newspaper stands for, The New York Times issued an apology Tuesday for reporting on Palestinian deaths. “Our thoughtful and ac...

From The Archives: ‘New York Times’ Issues Apology For Reporting Palestinian Deaths

Researchers Determine Coelacanth Faked Own Extinction To Escape Massive Gambling Debt

Researchers Determine Coelacanth Faked Own Extinction To Escape Massive Gambling Debt theonion.com/researc...

Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had

Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had theonion.com/man-who...

Congress, Now More Than Ever, We Need Your Cowardice

watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of

just tried to play a song on my inconsolably horny playlist and got an ad for therapy 💀

YOU only live once. i play by my own rules

Message from, “Jurassic Park Updates: In the spirit of Halloween, we’ve made the park more spooky by purposefully leaving human bones scattered around the premises so if you find one that’s why.” 2nd message, Jurassic Park Updates: “We found a normal kid living in one of the exhibits. It seems like the dinosaurs letting her live here? What should we do.”

Y’know who I *do* miss from the Other Place?

This account:

dude how long have i been sitting on this gummy worm

keep in mind same sex marriage was only legalized in the us 10 years ago. this was always on the table. they have been planning this since the day it passed, just like with roe v wade. and it will not stop here.

just smacked myself in the face with my own earbuds

Spend Some Time (Forever) by bbluejoseph
Rated: T
Words: 10,777
Rabler, friends to lovers, car radio climbing, josh pining pathetically, falling in love
this is the third bbluejoseph fic in the list but i literally just reread this and added it to my bookmarks
archiveofourown.org/works/29346528

the only thing i miss abt twitter is that if i searched my name i would see like a dozen or so tweets from ppl talking abt my fics

I Won't Have My Daughter Bringing A Black Man Into This House Until I've Tidied Up And Created A Welcoming Environment

I Won't Have My Daughter Bringing A Black Man Into This House Until I've Tidied Up And Created A Welcoming Environment theonion.com/i-wont-...

Geologists Recommend Eating At Least One Small Rock Per Day

Geologists Recommend Eating At Least One Small Rock Per Day
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Seagull With Diarrhea Barely Makes It To Crowded Beach In Time

Seagull With Diarrhea Barely Makes It To Crowded Beach In Time
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Relaxing Tea Better Fucking Work

Relaxing Tea Better Fucking Work
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sat down to eat some cream of chicken soup (i have a cold) and a gnat flew over, landed directly in the soup, and died instantly. what the hell man

dont ever want to hear any bitch asses saying “its not that bad”