Oh no! Anyways.
24.09.2025 03:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@ballofmatts.bsky.social
number one cake demoralizer
Oh no! Anyways.
24.09.2025 03:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hello. I wrote a nice long essay about AI and this very strange moment where we're constantly told we're living in the dawn of a strange new future but the only thing that's actually clear is that everyone feels pretty unmoored and uncertain. I hope you'll read it
18.08.2025 21:21 β π 4450 π 1432 π¬ 152 π 307Youβll never get to set them up
07.08.2025 02:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβve tried so hard to make calling a PB&J a Peeber Jeeber happen but nobody ever picks it up.
19.07.2025 02:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0a puzzle branded "quiz factum", titled 'Who drinks the orange juice?' a crudely drawn maze leads a squeezed orange to one of four cats licking their lips. a keen eye will note that only cat 2 has an unbroken path to the juice
i used to post this on facebook over and over and whenever someone hazarded a guess i'd respond "could be any" or "could be all" and it always got so many interactions that it was at the top of everyone's feed all day every day
06.07.2025 01:19 β π 1102 π 180 π¬ 69 π 9A restaurant with not one but two murals with nonsense quotes from Anthony Bourdain gave me the worst food poisoning of my life.
05.07.2025 23:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Lemon, itβs April. Year one.
03.04.2025 04:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0With discord's update, I see the need for an OS-level overlay layer. That way apps can make widgets for this layer and we can control what goes where, without having several competing overlays when a game opens.
27.03.2025 23:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1Ska guy getting really mad at you for saying that Cake is Ska
14.11.2024 20:28 β π 1243 π 80 π¬ 73 π 16how did we get here
28.06.2024 01:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ho lee shit
26.06.2024 22:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Proud sentimental father singing the chorus to Ringtone by 100 gecs
09.06.2024 23:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Who has the most recognizable hands and why is it goatse
10.05.2024 00:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Looking over my wifeβs shoulder to see her deep diving information on pigeons on Wikipedia. #cute #silentapproval
09.04.2024 23:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Go all out, little stamp
05.04.2024 20:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Rest in peace, Coco π
27.03.2024 09:56 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Death Stranding 2
01.02.2024 02:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mischka, having found a box on the floor, has declared it Her Domain and is sitting contentedly inside it.
Rest In Peace, Mischka π
25.01.2024 17:04 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβll be at PAX Unplugged this weekend in philly! Come say hi! You will find me Arthur fisting in any room Matt Mercer is in.
30.11.2023 23:30 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0youtu.be/uEVbyd-u2X4
23.11.2023 18:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Why is every markdown renderer complete ass
15.11.2023 22:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0For sale: baby corn. on cobb.
14.11.2023 23:54 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Once a day a drunk dog wakes up and smashes around my house, eating everything it can find on the floor. I donβt say anything because it does a good job. I love my roomba.
08.11.2023 14:10 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Playing Twilight Princess without saying βhe got that dog in himβ 50 times challenge [impossible]
07.11.2023 23:41 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Relevant 99% invisible episode about the subject: 99percentinvisible.org/episode/cour...
06.11.2023 20:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0kids these days
06.11.2023 20:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0itβs the weekend
03.11.2023 19:14 β π 98 π 18 π¬ 2 π 0Watching a werewolf movie without saying βhe got that dog in himβ 50 times challenge [impossible]
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