Wayne Howard

"More Jews died in the Netherlands than in France. Do you know why? Better records. Holland kept better records. They knew where everyone was." -Jimmy Carr

It's terrifying when comedians are the most level-headed, observational members of society.

George Carlin said, "it's a big club and you ain't in it."

The more I learn about the club, the more I'm glad I'm not in it.

Why don't you ask the masks in Minneapolis
If brown folk's the reason why they are there?
They don't hide it, or deny it
Algorithms made dude's buy it.
I'm just staring at my phone learning what to think.

Weird, all this winter weather coverage but The Weather Channel isn't warning about ICE killing a man in Minnesota today.

In the news:
Leaks from The White House offer reason for The President's Greenland obsession. In the coming weeks he plans to place his name on the Mercator Projection, Trump-Mercator has been suggested. However, the complete rename to Trump Projection is expected.

With the Supreme Court open to hear a case on "birthright citizenship" bets on Polymarket on the time before Clarence Thomas argue he's only 3/5s a person are heating up.

Today's political discourse gives "Big Beautiful Bill" a new name.

It's Friday, fifth Monday of the week. This is how I feel.

My heart goes out to the Cheney family as I can confirm the former Vice President won't be the recipient.

The United States of Gray-Rocking.

Saudi's buying EA for $55billion.
We'll have to watch out for the 9/11 disaster in the next installment of SimCity.

No Pornhub in Ohio.
Guess I'm a Conservative, now.

“Am I watching things on television that are different from whats happening?” -Number 47, an ingredient RFK Jr. should encourage out of The White House.

Looking for a part-time side hustle, does anyone know where I can get paid to be a protestor?

"I'm old enough to remember simpler, more innocent times when the worst thing you'd hear about on the news was jet liners hitting buildings." -Norm Macdonald

With only social media posts and timeline-questionable photos of Trump this past week, I'm starting to doubt he's ever gonna unseal the Epstein Files.

FBI raids former Trump adviser John Bolton's home for Classified Documents.

Is my post about hypocrisy, you ask? No.

Clearly, Bolton had the Epstein files. Or perhaps info on the food for Gaza. Though, maybe it was the recipe for cinnamon toast crunch that Don will use to lure kids to that island.

Sending troops to DC... to release the Epstein files?

"Trump says weak jobs data 'rigged'."
He got something right!

By enacting tariffs, kidnapping and trafficking innocent people, and firing many government employees making our bureaucracy slower and less efficient.

Well played Donald.

We all know death waves it's hand in threes. So, with these 80's icons dying I'm left wondering if the third won't be an unconvicted pedophile.

Forget foreign influence in politics, Elon wants full credit.

I'm sitting on my front porch. Neighbor to the north is mowing his lawn, across the street my neighbors have a fire going. I'm watching sunlight through smoke and swaying, leafy tree branches.

I open my phone, we bombed Iran.

Birds of a feather.

When testing the water resistance of your toaster, bath time isn't the time.

It's always been "Donald First," if any spell was broken by a jet from Qatar then you might consider reading non-fiction.

Where do they come from,
Where do they go.
Where are the memes made,
Cotton Eye Joe?

When Monday be like Cinco De Hell No.

Did you know that the Nazis of Ohio hate when you call them Neo Nazis because they have members all over the state not just the northeast?

Headline: firestorms raging across Israel!

Is it Hamas, God, or Climate Change to blame?

Which one you pick says a lot about how well you read in the 5th grade.