Mary O’Contrary

Brilliant

OOOOOH video please!

Works at bachelorette parties, too 😉

I really need to enhance my Photoshop skills. Totally missed opportunity

Badabing!

If I knew how to photoshop it into a meme, I would 😉

Photo of Trump wearing his signature cheap blue suit sitting on a red bench at the Pope’s funeral. His eyes are closed as he appears to be sleeping with his mouth stuck open, lifeless, and somehow still managing to scare children.

Photo shows Joe Biden wearing a nicely tailored dark suit and his signature “Dark Brandon” sunglasses walking hand-in-hand with Jill Biden, who is dressed in black and wearing a black lace veil. They are accompanied by a Vatican clergyman in black robes with red buttons and a wide pink sash as they are guided to their seats at the Pope’s funeral.

You know what would have made this photo of improperly dressed Trump sleeping at the Pope’s funeral even better?

Dark Brandon photo bombing him while wearing his signature dark sunglasses and huge smile

A collage with two images and a block of text. The top left image shows Pete Buttigieg speaking at a podium. The top right image shows him playing a grand piano. The text reads: “Today, I saw a video clip of Pete Buttigieg playing classical piano. Another where he speaks in Spanish. And then there’s the one where he tells Parisians he shares their pain — IN FRENCH. It doesn’t have to be Buttigieg, but just imagine how nice it’d be to have a President whose intellect exceeds that of a root vegetable.” The bottom of the image credits “@ananavarro.”

Just imagine…

An image of Donald Trump wearing a light gray T-shirt with the words “home-grown criminal” printed on it. Above the image is a caption that reads: “Calling others ‘homegrown criminals’ while dodging 91 felony charges is wild behavior.”

If they’re going to start deporting homegrown criminals, do we at least get to vote on who goes first?

#HomegrownCriminal

A meme featuring Jim Halpert (played by John Krasinski) from the TV show “The Office” presenting a message on a whiteboard in two panels. In the first panel, the board reads: “If they can suspend your rights because there is an emergency.” In the second panel, it continues: “they will continue to manufacture emergencies.” Jim is pointing to the board in the first panel and looking at the camera with a knowing expression in the second.

Fact

YouTube video by Brian Tyler Cohen Cory Booker gives speech OF THE YEAR

“The question is, are we going to show who we are? Are we a nation that is going to tolerate this or are we a nation that is going to stand up to this? As the great Frederick Douglas said, ‘The limits of tyrants are prescribed by the limits of the people that they seek to oppress’.“

- Cory Booker

David Pakman is reporting that the Trump admin has asked Amazon to remove books by left-leaning authors from their online library or risk losing their government contracts. Their legal team is reportedly looking into the request.

If they cave, online podcasts can expect to be the next target.

You attract a good variety of cool little beakers to your yard

A social media post by Adam Mockler features a comment exchange. The first comment by user @Yoshinomic-hm8hf reads, “How many years of Trump hate do you have under your belt? I know a good shrink.” Adam Mockler responds, “How many years of your grandma’s savings did Trump just wipe out? I know a good bankruptcy lawyer.” The post is captioned “Brutal. But necessary.”

Brutal…and brilliant
😂

We need to retire the expression, “Avoid it like the plague…” because clearly people no longer do that

Love it

😂🤣😆 or like she walked into a Waffle House at 3 AM and said, “Do you know who I am?”

WILD

The person behind the account most definitely did

Mind blowing. What’s that saying? Oh yeah. “A fool and his money are soon parted”

A stock chart for Tesla Inc. over a one-year period shows the current stock price at $216.17, down $23.26 or 9.71%. The chart displays a peak above $450 around late 2024, followed by a steady decline into early 2025, with recent fluctuations near the $240 level.

All those MAGA #Tesla investors, who spent the better part of a week propping up the stock after Musk cried like a baby when it became apparent that the #TeslaTakedown efforts were WORKING, have LOST all that money they put in…and then some.

🫠

I’m in the process now of expanding my garden, and this would be a really fun addition. Sounds simple enough. Thanks for the idea and tips!

Love it 😍

I just may have to give this a try 🍍🫠

Thursday Stock Market:
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Maria Bartiromo: “Big overreaction in the stock market today”

Friday Stock Market:
Hold my beer

Great question. I’m pretty sure though that his willingness to “negotiate” (cough…I mean, extort) will mean kickbacks would go directly into Trump’s pocket

She definitely has a talent for humiliating herself on a regular basis

Thursday Stock Market:
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Maria Bartiromo: “Big overreaction in the stock market today”

Friday Stock Market:
Hold my beer

If only we had been warned 🙄