I want to return it. I didn't order this.๐
15.01.2026 23:41 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 7 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@jisekai85.bsky.social
Bisexual Pansexual Pronouns: He/They VA in training/Singer/ 40 year old Multiverse Romantic fanfiction writer/Alt Pastel Goth Nintendo Gamer/OC Creator Mostly plays Indie,RPGs,and the like.
I want to return it. I didn't order this.๐
15.01.2026 23:41 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 7 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Neither. I'd rather suck dick.
15.01.2026 23:40 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Too skinny. Put on some weight,then we'll talk. I don't want anyone as slim as me. And yes,I go both ways. Please eat more meals,please.
15.01.2026 23:38 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Zynilin Complete: How do I look?
Me:...
Zynilin:...I can see your expression...I am fine with it. My form may have changed but I can still fight for you.
M: So you're like me?
Zynilin: Yes. And If you are wondering, I can undergo 100%...but I don't look the same.
M: Try me.
Zynilin: Okay!
Emma: So your speech has evolved. I have questions about your origin.
Zynilin: I am called Zynilin. That four legged Pokรฉmon was my true form.
Emma: So you're Zygarde in human form?
Zynilin: I am. 10%. My cells mimicked a replica of Josephine, my trainer. I remember everything. And everyone.
*Griselle ran over* I knew it!
Zynilin: I am 10% of its power.
Griselle: I am claiming you before she does!
Emma: Stop.
*A green ethereal hand covers my mouth* "No. You're precious to us. We love you. You never made fun our flawed speech" *Zynilin's hair glows* "I am Zynilin. You gave me life. I will forever protect you. Every Pokรฉmon you use...shall treat you with respect. Also, I was always Zygarde."
15.01.2026 16:16 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0*I feel the presence of many*
Zynilin: We shall protect you from that Empress. We don't want you to leave this world nor our side. Xerneas will just bring you back.
Me: I did create with Zygarde's permission. I didn't think you-
*She put up Psychic Terrain and Trick Room*....You are going to busy. ๐โค๏ธ๐ซฆ *Called her identical sister*
Haruru: You are lucky,sir. You get the Queen and her harlot twin sister. I am Princess Haruru...Our mother,the former Queen offers us both to you. You won't regret this.๐ซฆโค๏ธ
Sabriharu: ๐๐ซต๐พโค๏ธ
Me:...Did you hear my thoughts again?
*Her blank expression is that of a male Indeedee*
Sabriharu:...I request time alone...with you.
Me: Can you smile for me?
Indee: Go. I will be fine. Human Males are very easy to bend.
13.01.2026 19:09 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Sabriharu: Mother. Please be careful.
Indee: Be not afraid of my fate,child. You literally heard his thoughts. As did I.
Ma'atloch: If only she knew...that even I...can lie...I am no panther.
Indee: Such an amazing fusion of woman and Liepard. He was fond of non human women.
Tatloch:...nice try. You will not eat him. He is mine.
Ma'atloch: No. You forget. I'm a panther demihuman. I merely want his seed.
Tatloch:...Hmph. Do what you like. Just save me some. He may be stronger than me but only I can devour him.โค๏ธ
Ma'atloch: Empress.
Tatloch:...Is that goat? That Shade of his can cook?
Ma'atloch: I have an idea. We combine our might.
Tatloch: Go on. Speak. You have my voice despite being half panther. Also...I am fond of my own words.
Ma'atloch: Whether you get hungry,we swap places.
*The two dark sides interact*
Joshua: Do you regret not being the true Empress?
Ma'atloch: That matters not. She herself said I should find my own feast...and potential mate.
Joshua: *Hands her Goat Curry* For you. With extra meat.
Ma'atloch:...What do you want?
Joshua: He requires another maid.
Agrat: You have my aid.
Eisheth: So you are saving him for last? Very well. His "salvation" will be most precious.
Kamara: A human with demonic magic to steal life. You will require a...Dark Nun to influence your flock to be slain.
Tatloch: Finally, some dinner and a show! Don't fail me,ladies.๐๐
*Eisheth attacks Tatloch*
Eisheth: You...are like me...
Tatloch:...so you're their slayer? He even tamed you? You should join us, the forces of Gro'ha. A lady of demeanor would fit well by my side. The Princess of the Tree of Death. Qlippoth.
Eisheth:...Will there be...
Tatloch: As many as you wish.
Agrat:...*She glared at Tatloch*
Naamah: I sense a potential replacement for Eisheth.
Lilith: Indeed. Yet she wishes to claim forbidden fruit.
Tatloch: At least you three smell of death. This man. Spared you as well?
Agrat:...What? So he is claiming female Chaosbringers?
Nanako: I am the Overlord of Zipangu, or commonly known by mortals as Hell.
Tatloch: a Halfling.
Nanako: Despite everything, humans and monsters are welcome in my realm. Even you.
Tatloch: Yet you don't have the stench of death. Even the Yuki-onna has taken men's souls.
Tatloch: I sense your lost kingdom. You put it in Hell.
Nanako:...So cruel humans couldn't take it from him.
No wonder the angels and demons and the dead,are fond of you.
Me: The Dragons as well.
I once had a Kingdom. It fell. By my own hand.
Me:....you are first to stop him.
Tatloch: Merely because you are more entertaining than him. He requires a leash.
Me: He'd be into it. You sensed his soul. He's part Jester,part Panther. But his brother is far worse. Yet these two are my greatest butlers.
Tatloch: You tame your darkness.
*Joshua the Zavodila took over* We did,Empress. Once. That dream to perform died long ago.
Tatloch: You don't say? Died,you say? Why do you defend yourself?
Joshua: I am the darkness within his heart.
*Tatloch is enthralled by his apathetic scent*
Tatloch: Begone. I was not done with him.
Tatloch: Hahaha...do I frighten you? Good.โค๏ธ๐ At least you know what I can do. Go on. Keep going. That song is sung by one of my kin. In my honor. *"Need A Man Eater?!",Tatloch's version of "Need A Hand?!" plays as she glares seductively at me* I bet you can sing.
13.01.2026 09:13 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0*Me whistling "Bestower of Power",and Tatloch wondering why I stopped when she stared*
Tatloch:...You. Why did you stop?
Me:...I didn't know you were behind me.
Gold potato does care and did ask ๐
09.01.2026 15:20 โ ๐ 439 ๐ 97 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1POV: Tatloch wants to eat you but you taught her that it means something else. She still wants to eat you anyway...as well as bear your children.
12.01.2026 22:06 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0*She is completely vulnerable* Why do you like me? I'm capable of such...hic...destruction.
*Out of nowhere, a violin is heard.*
???: Be grateful, fool. My Empress deems you a potential plaything.
Me:...Plegia. So even you ended up in Nu'un?
Plegia's voice: Hehehe...did you enjoy the show?๐๐คก