Skelly-Ellie🏳️‍⚧️🖤

Assuming it actually worked, which it won’t, why wouldn’t a company just delete you after a couple years? They already do that with graves, cryo storage, why would this be any different? Wealth deluded them into thinking people care about them.

Massive win and beginning of the end for generative ai

Horror Fiction’s It Girl Gretchen Felker-Martin Doesn’t Care if You Like Her The ‘Black Flame’ author talks to Them about queer horror, getting dropped by DC Comics, and the perils of being hyperonline.

Really proud of this profile Samantha Riedel wrote of me in THEM. We talked about BLACK FLAME, DC comics firing me, Palestine, and real-life community as it relates to the internet.

www.them.us/story/gretch...

I’ve had this image in my phone for so long that when I saw an actual screenshot of that scene just now, it seemed wrong. To me, this xeno has beautiful brown eyes now.

Funny how the two pills that help me with migraines are a gigantic pill that makes me gag half the time, and a tiny pill that is difficult to swallow because of how small and floaty it is, and also tastes nightmareishly bad. It’s like trying to pass a field sobriety test that wants you to barf.

“Was last seen by the daughter of a theater employee, an unidentified 12 year old girl.” How is she unidentified?! Did the reporter just not ask her name?! She made a statement about a missing person! It’s a small town!

living in 2025 and slapping a coat of 1962 paint on it. Like they didn’t put much thought into what the characters say or do beyond how it moves the plot. Idk, it just feels like every couple minutes, something strikes me as slightly off.

sent to the camps. It would be a very close thing for the family, but it lacks a personal connection. Instead of saying how it affected the grandparents directly, he says that the victims’ skin was used for lampshades. It just feels like a lot of the writing is done from the perspective of someone

middle of the day? Or how Teddy’s dad says “your grandparents escaped buchenwald.” That would have happened maybe 5 years before he was born, but that proximity isn’t explored. The dad would have had to be in his mid 20s, a Jewish immigrant in Maine, hearing that the family he left back home was

The writing in Welcome to Derry feels off to me. Characters will say things that seem innocuous, but if you think about them for a couple seconds, it starts to fray. Like they have to bring Phil’s sister with them to the library “because his folks couldn’t find a sitter.” Which is weird bc it’s the

Shoutout to Welcome to Derry for doing the scary lamp bit from family guy, AND evoking the holocaust for a cheap jumpscare at the same time.

If the terminator is living tissue over a metallic endoskeleton, does that mean you could give a Cyberdyne Systems model 101 chlamydia?

once you relax about the Burden of Manhood you either become a cool dude (nice) or a hot woman (also nice)

Scenes. That instead it elects to linger on the aftermath, the pain and suffering and struggle caused by violence, to make us complicit in that misery, felt much more impactful than the average “you’re bad for liking violent media” narrative. I’d say more, but this is long enough already lol.

Indulgently shown in slow motion. Even minor acts of violence like subduing the family are omitted, bc well, you know that they were subdued, how else would it have happened. The only indications of it aside from the outcome being the bruises on Watts’ face or that Roth’s arm was broken between

Still thinking about Funny Games after last night. Last time I saw it was in 2007, and I didn’t get the point or really enjoy it much bc it wasn’t what I expected as an edgy 16yo.

I loved that as brutal a movie as it is, the only violence shown is the righteous violence done by the protagonist,

Seeing Funny Games in a theater full of queer is how it was meant to be seen.

It’s my second time seeing it, and I loved it this time around. It’s the rare instance of a piece of media about western sensibilities to media violence that actually works for me! Ruin your night, go watch Funny Games!

Apps are detestable things, and those that create them should be treated with derision and loathing.

Sitting in an office entryway in Bellevue, and there are a couple early 20-somethings sitting behind me, and the first thing one said when they met was “so how’s working with Brianna Wu?” “Omg great, she’s the best!”

Man, fuck tech bros.

Me, an egg: I honestly just prefer playing support classes in multiplayer games.

Good god.

It’s such a good feeling when you’re visibly queer and a stranger sees you and their mood and demeanor visibly brighten. It’s like a secret handshake.

God knew that I would be too powerful if I had access to a dehydrator, so I’ve never had access to one… until now!

In an affront to god that will surely land me in one of the sexier circles of Hell, I have a dehydrator and I’m gonna turn some dill pickles into a delicious powder.

YouTube video by very tall bart [YTP] Den Is Prager

Penis Praeger

Interviewer: ”where do you see yourself in five years?”

Me, blessed with The Sight: “KILLED BY BIRDS NEXT QUESTION.”

My birthday is next week, and nothing says “happy birthday” like seeing Funny Games (2007) on the big screen (with accompanying drag performance) with some friends who don’t know what it is! 🥰

Me, awkwardly eating baby carrots and ranch at an Eyes Wide Shut S&M orgy craft services table: “ah, dungeon food. Delicious in dungeon! Heheh, right?”

A sitting republican senator getting spitroasted by two trans women in Comedy and Tragedy masks: 👍

The thin Rebel Wilson ad where she tells you to micro dose ozempic with her blank, soulless eyes certainly felt like the modern equivalent of trumpets heralding the end of times.

Getting mad about how they airbrushed Sigourney Weaver’s bush out of Alien again.