Skelly-Ellie🖤

THE MEME!

my approach to social media, basically:

Tbf that kinda sounds like a rude tales character

Going Tony Soprano mode (getting emotional about the two ducks returning to the pond behind my house)

I’ve been rewatching The Sopranos lately, and I finally got to Steve Buscemi! Fuck yeeeeeaaaah!

I saw it in theaters, and thought it sucked. Last year I saw a bunch of people say it was actually good and deserved a reappraisal, so I gave it another shot. Nope, I was right the first time, it’s bad.

Migraine with nausea. Air strike on my position.

We recently watched a lot of The Pitt in a short amount of time. I’ve been referring to it as “huffing some Pitt,” to mixed reactions.

Did apple incorporate AI into their autocorrect? It feels like since the last update, autocorrect has been markedly worse. It changes the tense of words, like “did” to “do” and suggests really weird, sometimes nonsensical changes

I still think they should have gone with the original title, The Cloud Who Barfed

We recently watched a lot of The Pitt in a short amount of time. I’ve been referring to it as “huffing some Pitt,” to mixed reactions.

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As a trans person, my insurance should cover an rpg-7 under gender affirming care. It’s 2026, I shouldn’t even have to say this.

I hate to give him credit, but Charlie Kirk hasn’t said anything racist this year and I think that’s a huge improvement from how he used to be. Good job! 👍

Hell yeah.

My wife was watching a thing on the game Mouthwashing and…
Her: aw, I love the donkey mascot!
Me: you mean the pony?
Her: no, it’s clearly a donkey.
Me: the donkey mascot of The Pony Express?
Her: 😑

Honestly, if Discord is doing this whole ID verification thing, I’ll probably just not use it anymore. Like, Discord groups kinda suck anyway, and if I want to keep in touch with friends, we can just text. The convenience it provides isn’t really worth much in an era of mass communication.

Hey remember how he begged to go to the wildest parties on a pedophile’s private island?

What is your favorite comedic bit from The Sopranos? Personally The New Jersey Museum of Science and Trucking never fails to make me laugh

Saaaame. It didn’t stop me from being trans, it just left me unable to articulate why something felt wrong my whole life :/

I just had a dream where I was at a small beach resort in the off season, and without warning people started vanishing. It turned out there was a giant rat creature scurrying through subterranean tunnels and eating people while her babies lapped up all the blood. Stay safe out there folks.

I am a simple girl. I see a split diopter shot in a film and I say “yay, a split diopter shot!”

Not liking pineapple on pizza is fine, but if someone says that pineapple should never go on pizza “because it’s an abomination” they are spiritually a cop and not to be trusted.

I went to my first Muay Thai class, I punched and kicked stuff until I was exhausted, I spent the day with trans people, I got a burger, and I visited this trans icon. My heart is so full of joy.

The most shocking thing to me about the Epstein files rn is how many people apparently still wanted to hang out with Woody Allen in like 2018.

“PATERNOSTER!!”
-me out of nowhere after two weeks of trying to remember what that one kind of elevator they use in Signalis is called

Sign says T4T bar and grill

went here and everyone said they love and support you

One must imagine Sisyphus with big honkin’ bazonkers! Oh! Maron!

Breaking news: haters in shambles