Plus mayo, and loads of pepper. The one thing French fries don’t need is salt.

There can be only one.

What’s wrong with you, don’t you like long drawn out stories about trade embargoes? my kids were on the edge of their seat.

Beautifully done 👌

Agreed.

Ditch Spotify

They even have a name for it, disaster capitalism. Usually how to make a mint in during an accidental or natural disaster but an engineered financial disaster like Brexit works just as well. Moggs sole reason for having such a hard on for it. I really hate that cunt, even more than Boris.

I’ll remember to mention this if I get caught. Perhaps a medical pamphlet stating the health advantages could be left lying about. Honestly, I’m
not having a wank, I’m just really concerned about prostate cancer

Exactly, who needs more than a billion. Nobody even needs more than a million.

Maybe a Trumper

Amazingly Rees-Smug had actually said that in such a situation another referendum should be held. Changed his fucking kind of course when it went his way and he made a barrowload of cash manipulating the situation.

That Christmas number one was splendid though, probably the only time a protest vote did some good.

Bonfire night in Scotland. Enjoyed mostly by morons, reviled by the local fire service.

Fireworks are shit though. Can’t stand the fucking things, I don’t even have a dog. ‘Ooooh look at me, I’ve just spunked £400 on ten minutes of absolutely fuck all.’

Nah, Nando’s is one of the more decent junk food emporiums.

Where’s that bridge?

Oh…and he had a journalist murdered for reporting truth.

I think it was her attitude you were supposed to be intimidated by, not her skin colour. If you thought it was her skin colour maybe the ‘inherent racism’ is right there in your post.

An opinion from 25 years ago.

You have weird balls.

And snorting coke bought from some dodgy mate of Dave’s. I know people who are antivax but are forever snorting any old shit into their nostrils. Blows the ‘I won’t take the vaccine because I don’t know what’s in it‘ argument right out of the water.

‘Clever’ 🤔

Absolutely, hereditary privilege is a bygone concept that has no place in a modern world. The idea that a family is ‘special’ by birthright is abominable.

Smoking should’ve been totally fucking banned 30 years ago. Only idiots still smoke and only selfish cunts still smoke in public .

That would be far too complicated to set up, ‘whoops’ stickers should of course be used far more liberally in these situations.

At least you had somebody to blame. People usually shit themselves when they die.

Is it Tourette’s?

Do you love the chronic constipation that follows?

That seems to be the sentiment in a lot of countries. Are they really less safe or are they just whipped up into a frenzy by the words of populist politicians looking for scapegoats. Farage, Trump and yes, Hitler used this othering rhetoric to make people hate immigrants.