Jason 👋, Cookie 🐾, Alice 🐾 and Shrew 🐾

Mum said she will be a big mother fucker? It's not for us to question her life choices 🤷😹

Be nice to both of them! And your mom and nanny! They'll all help you get dreamies 😋

She seema to have installed an extra hinge in it too 📐🤔

So.. is this the first time that America has been shut down, transport cancelled, healthcare made even more extortionately expemsive and welfare stopped, all because your president is in the epstein list? Is it? 🤔

Did your mom install your arms wrong? 🧐 Why is your right arm 10 times longer than you and your left arm is just a paw? 🤔

How are you feeling about your humans and your brother and sister now? 🥰

They still have to cross-examine the sandwich

".. and then he just yeeted me your honour.."

#BadAss

I wish I could do something to help outside the US.

Yes, I’ve been indicted. But I don’t want people to lose sight of what got us here.

Thank you for having me, @chrislhayes.bsky.social on @allinwithchris.bsky.social to discuss why these atrocities need to end and why there needs to be real accountability.

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Jump Neelix! Jump

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That made me laugh! I can picture the big zilla tongue groping around through the bars for kibble 🤣🤣

#PremiumAdonis 🥰

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You don't try and eat him but I'm sure you sniff, lick and try cuddle him! I would!!

Are you enjpying your yummy new little brother? 🥰 Best birthday present everrrrr

Awww I missed your birthday Pipzilla. Happy Birthday my dear 🥰🥰🥰🥰 I hope you got a nice stinky deer bone 🤤 I can't believe you're 7 already 😱

Been in this room and it's as amazing as it looks.

Trinity in Dublin is pretty special too

This is wild! 🤯

What the holy fuck?

@mswmedia.com

This is our 3rd Female Irish President. We elected our first 35 years ago (Robinson), and another 7 years later (McAleese).

Can confirm that nothing broke and the island didn't slip into the ocean.

10/10 would recommend

We're fast enough to tut and roll our eyes at what's happening in the US.

We have more than our fair share of inbred, illiterate nazi scum here too though!

🤣

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And

- just before the hairball hits the bed

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Shluld only be needed on 2 occasions:

- when you're getting ready to surprise them and bring them to the vet for a checkup..

Is she a ninja? 👀

Falky put the gentle into gentleman! 🙄

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Did you look at her thumb too hard? 😹 You need to give it more enthusiasm next time 😹 I've got more than a few scars on my hands from the three stooges, Ripley and the ferals

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Get the finger 😹

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Ah such a cutie 🥰 I see you have tiny little bunny kicks to match your tiny kneeds when you're making bread 🥰

How are you doing with hissing at mom? I hope she's ignoring you and getting you used to handling!! 🤔 Tell her to invest in good gloves but do it now before you can do proper damage 😹

... he just couldn't get the words "happy birthday" out with Putin's dick in his mouth

Consequential weapons, like tomahawks, were never going to be provided by trump. This just gives him another excuse to cower behind.

If he was interested in peace it would have happened in January.

All he wants is to not be exposed as as putin's puppet.