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grim reaper claw machine meme

i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney

Aw HELL no

Can't wait for people to start driving into cornfields

I'm sorry; I got completely distracted by the beginning of the thread, where someone got mad because the pope criticized people without faith.

NO

In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

"But my advisor said..."

In my experience, pine needles will slice the heck out of you given a chance; are they softer when they've been processed for weaving?

It all ended up okay, because her kids had already gotten the house and car and all transferred to their names (in the "let's save future trouble" sense, not the "let's take advantage" sense). Since nobody's fighting (the clerk actually asked "do y'all get along ok?"), no paperwork required!

PSA: If your will is dated 1975, mayyyyybe check with a lawyer to see if it's still valid.

This announcement brought to you by a situation in which everyone involved in drawing up or witnessing the will was dead, the law firm was closed, and the legislature had made subsequent laws it didn't meet.

Yes, I was unfortunately forced to strangle him.

My brother was telling me about going jogging in the park and seeing an owl! Of course, he also said it called him Betty, soooo....

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccckkkkkkkkkk

Timeline cleanser 🐈

No take, only throw, etc

@ranyart.bsky.social Hey so I know you're struggling hard right now but I wanted to give you a hug for your birthday. Hope you're treating yourself to something nice because you totally deserve it.

YouTube video by Jack Mitchell Miserable Ovoid Creature

There is only one good antidepressant commercial youtu.be/MpW8I2b26Pc?...

Well if it's not it should be

Friend says: "I love it when a van comes together."

~Listen to my song!!!!!

Wait it can? What? What the fuck this explains so fucking much.

Also Sam howling "The suit is the shirt! The suit is the shirt!" like a mad prophet is one of my all-time favorite moments.

I beg your pardon what the fuck?

The final two episodes of this season of Game Changer sent me into orbit. Dropout may literally be one of the last pure bastions of joyous entertainment.

"Please evaluate the tool we trained on your team's data. We want to know if we can use it to replace you."

Fucking fuckers.

What the hell does that even mean

The only reason I still do it is so when someone asks me a question I can just send them the link to the answer I wrote three years ago.

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Male Costa’s Hummingbird

Parting shot of this rock star from last week… Costa’s Hummingbird on cholla skeleton 🪶☀️🌵 (sunrise reflection in bird’s eye)

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With Tom Lehrer's passing, I suppose this is a moment to share the story of the prank he played on the National Security Agency, and how it went undiscovered for nearly 60 years.