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I'm fine. It's a fun kids' movie and I'm a well-adjusted dad in my late 30s.

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It's fine. I can face reality any time I'd like.

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How do you think I get my patron to give me all those sweet spells?

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I mean, I can empathize...

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I went to College to become a more well-rounded Party member.

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Don't worry, guys. I'm fine. Can't move, but I'm conscious and the vibes are immaculate.

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The pride I feel in listening to my daughter run her first TTRPG combat is only mildly impacted by how funny it is that she keeps saying the Kraken's testicles instead of tentacles.

The hardest part about being in #TTRPG social media circles is watching all the shenanigans going on at Gen Con and not being there.

No, no, no... The dark guard was always in the Northern forest... They've held that region for generations. Your family is from there? They must be in the dark guard then.

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And I turned out... Well, I turned out.

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Me too, Brute.

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He comes from a long line of men who punch. A whole punch line, if you will.

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So, just to be clear, you're a "Gummistalker," and your Favored Enemy is "Hopes and Dreams..."

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Those are going to be some lucky guys indeed.

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It'll be fine. Everyone is gonna be fine. We'll just save these Durst kids and be on our way...

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Well, I guess I should be happy that I didn't set the campaign in "fantasy New York"

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Listen bro, I'm 100% here for you running a fair elf maiden, I'm just saying it might be a bit more believable if you leaned a bit more into the fair, or maiden, or even elf, really.

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I'll be sure to take it under advisement.

40 minutes since their last turn... There are other players, they also take turns. There are dice rolls.

It's a meme.

It'll be just a minute, I've somehow forgotten every spell I've ever known.

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It doesn't matter if you are unwilling to tell the people the truth, you still will.

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They're getting too old for this ish.

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🎲 C2E2 Panel Reflections! Speaking about youth & TTRPGs alongside my childhood librarian was pure magic. Every word was for that nervous kid I once was, dice in hand, wanting to join in. Here's to inspiring the next generation of adventurers!

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Time for another high fantasy adventure with my best buds who are taking this very seriously.

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Please, somebody stop me.

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The real cursed relics were the friends we made along the way.

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Kids' games are less about controlling yourself and more about keeping them from violating the Geneva Convention.

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Yes, I would guess you could say they found it quite shocking.

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Narrative storytelling? Compelling character drama? Naw, I'm going to shish kebab that farmer who's looking for their dog

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So, yeah, at least as terrible as the barbarian's family sacrificing.themselves to protect them.

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