Melissa

Someone at Purina needs to explain to my cat why fancy feast primavera and florentine are looking identical in the most recent boxes I purchased.

Who decided gingerbread flavor had to go away after Christmas? It's made up of winter spices so it should stick around all. winter. long

I find it hard to believe he stayed awake on the phone for 75 consecutive minutes

Every NJ Congressional candidate who had the nerve to make multiple unsolicited calls and texts to me is not getting my vote. My phone has been blowing up and I'm annoyed as hell

So if it's going to be ok to snatch foreign leaders and their wifes and prosecute them for made up charges, 🤡 should be taken soon??

PS, none of this is normal and the rest of the world needs to stop him

So I was heating up some apple cider in the microwave, went to grab the mug and now I have a burn on my hand and it's blistering. So yay merry christmas to me 🤦‍♀️

Just got a scam or telemarketer call and turned into Samual L Jackson with the expletives. It's f***ing Christmas!! WTAF

Bowen Yang's last skit on SNL was so sad 😞

So the files were basically an f you to the country from this administration. We knew they'd never comply because they care more about protecting pedos than justice 🖕🤡

If we are ever beefing and you need to suck up to me, a box of rainbow cookies from Ferrara Bakery in NYC will do the trick.

RIP Rob and Michele Reiner 😢

For 3 years my Optimum bill has been increasing so I found other providers and switched, saving a significant amt. Call to disconnect and they threw offers out like a card dealer in Vegas. If I'm calling to disconnect, I'm already gone. No offer is going to keep me

I'm sorry but how did he get away with sanctioning ICC judges and prosecutors? What kind of bullying 💩 is that? I hope they take down the entire administration

Cats will act like they're starving to death if you feed them 2 minutes late but will sit on you for hours so you can't move or get food, essentially starving you

Anyone else WFH and hydrated af because you know the bathroom situation? 😂☕️🫖🥤🧋🧃🧉🚰

The way 🤡 speaks to female reporters is disgusting but tells you that he is scared of strong, independent women who are not afraid to challenge him. I will say, they have more restraint than I do. I would have unleashed the same amount of disrespect and it would have been so satisfying 😌

Shutdown deal lets senators sue for $500,000 over data seizures like those in Jan. 6 probe A provision of shutdown deal authorizes senators to bring lawsuits if federal law enforcement seizes or subpoenas their data without notifying them, with potential damages of $500,000.

WTAF??? So GOP taking a oage out of 🤡's book and grifting the country. Cut off SNAP, increased people's health insurance exponentially but giving themselves $500k each. Why do people still vote red?

www.cbsnews.com/news/governm...

You do realize that families cannot afford insurance without the credits, right? Effectively eliminating the first A in ACA

I hope all 8 Democratic senators that caved lose their next primaries. They are a disgrace

So glad @wegmansofficial.bsky.social restocked chocolate & caramel dipped apples. There were none last Saturday, which ruined my Sunday since I like to eat one while watching The Graham Norton Show...with a cocktail of course. If you're not drinking when you watch TGNS, you're doing it wrong

Maybe he thought the grim reaper was in the room and did that thing where people stand completely still thinking if they don't move nobody will see them 😂

All MAGA who cheer ICE assaulting and deporting immigrants should be forced to eat bland, non-ethnic food for the rest of their lives. You can't benefit from your racism with tasty, well seasoned food so bring on your boiled albino chicken and eat up

Last night on @colbertlateshow.bsky.social ...all my friends said they immediately thought of me 🤣🤣

I think he is guilty as sin but I also think that graphic is fake

How long before 🤡 cries the elections were rigged?

I think it's too early but I'm cautiously optimistic 💙

I have such anxiety about NJ Governor race. Told my boss, who lives in another state, that tomorrow I will be either very happy or severely depressed. Vote blue 💙 🌊

America first but funding Argentina before SNAP 🤔. All lies from this administration

Impeach! Impeach! Impeach!

"Demented Don" works too