Vik West

Not sure who created this but its brilliant 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

The Onion would like to congratulate its owner, G/O Media, for standing firm in its return-to-office mandate, as we can think of nowhere more conducive to best-in-class thought leadership than a fluorescent-lit room populated with the abandoned desks of terminated colleagues.

Ozy talks about being nonbinary.

Giving Ozy a turn to speak.

(It’s fun really stepping back into these characters after so long.)

Bomber dropping bombs

🙏

Grey and white pit bull resting his head on a grey body pillow

Happily Ever Divorced After my Instagrammable marriage fell apart, my ex-husband and I finally found peace — off the grid.

My next door neighbour Molly is a terrific writer. This is her.

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Pretty depressing that they are still capping savings but it’s better than the current cap at least.

A slide with two entrances (labeled voting and not voting) and one exit (labeled funding endless war)

most important election of our lives

This is so fucking hard but so damn important.

Chef Rogers: “When I was a boy and I would see scary things in the kitchen, my mother would say to me, ‘Look for the Hamburger Helper.’”

This is apparently from San Francisco but same applies here.

I’m really impressed with their original content too.

On a lighter note…

I think Sherwin Williams paint would have written a better book 🤣

Also I get why people don't think adults deserve candy but you know what it means when an old person shows up on your doorstep asking for hospitality on a sacred night, right? We all know that, right? This is a story that is almost universal in its provenance?

Police were alerted just last month about Maine shooter’s threats. 'We couldn't locate him.' Police across Maine were alerted just last month to “veiled threats” by the U.S. Army reservist who killed 18 people in Lewiston mass shooting.

A statewide awareness alert was sent last month to police in Maine to be on the lookout for the shooter who killed 18 people on Wednesday

But after he didn’t show up at his home or the base where he trained – police moved on: “We couldn’t locate him”

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Sorry I'm on my phone and not typing all this up- LotR meme labeling the fellowship as different squad members

Burn every idol and monument to the rebel state predicated upon oppression.

You’re halfway there

Watch some YouTube of people doing the type of crafting you want to get back into. Not just tutorials but aspirational stuff too.

You’re going to be pretty out of luck on Christmas and Easter🤣

fellas you ever fuck up so bad you unite ireland

A picture of a black Labrador retriever in a beekeeping suit with a huge smile on their face. It is wearing tiny shoes that are askew, and the suit is white with clear plastic for the face mask. The top caption reads "Beekeeping dog in 'astronaut' suit detects infected hives by smell", and at the bottom, a poster named lebocajb was written the following poem: my naem is dog haev special trick i sniff buzz boyes tell if dey sicc my hoom make me protecctiv soot so angreyflies cant sting my snoot

I love this dog.