Jade Wilson

I've not been invited no!

The number one reason I see people fail in system design interviews...

Going straight into implementation details.

#softwareengineering #softwaredeveloper #systemdesign

On Tuesday I'll be sharing an easy way to get started with dev containers in 15 minutes..

(Okay, you caught me, it's 15.55 minutes shhhh)

We'll cover using a pre-built image, how to use features and vs code extensions and how to verify those things have been installed.
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What's your reasoning for being a software engineer?

Me?

Well, I'm doing it for the cache.

#programminghumor

True

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Imagine reposting your own post. Cringe.

Imagine commenting on your own post. Cringe.

Imagine liking your own post. Cringe.

According to ChatGPT I am:

1. A man
2. A fan of Java

FML

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Progress is slow, but we are making it.

YouTube has been HARD. It's so much more effort for so much less in return...

BUT, it's a great way of building relationships with your audience and it's so rewarding putting the effort in to grow your channel 🙏

#SoftwareEngineer #SoftwareDeveloper #YouTube

We hired bootcamp graduates with no experience in our tech stack.

That was the culture of my previous company.

We didn't care about the fact they didn't know C#, we were going to teach them it.

If you're scared of applying somewhere, do it anyway.

#softwareengineering #softwaredevelopment

Blame @jade-codes.bsky.social

YouTube video by Jade Codes Auth Made Easy: Access Tokens w/ MSAL and React/Vite

If you're looking for something to watch this Sunday and you're interested about how to work with MSAL in React...

Why not catch up with my latest video?

#softwareengineering #msal #programming #react

Pls no more meetings.

Credit: Michael Carusi
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Why did the developer break up with Git?

There were too many conflicts, they kept trying to cherry pick the best parts, but in the end, they just couldn't commit!

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That feeling you get when you've solved an issue that's plagued you for ages.

Tell me... Is there any better feeling?

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Things you likely don't need for your startup idea:

1. Microservices
2. RAG (Retrieval-Augmented Generation)
3. Microservices
4. Blockchain
5. Microservices
6. Kubernetes
7. Microservices

Any I'm missing? 🤔

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How to streamline your software development processes:

0. Always use story points
1. Never write automated tests
2. Work directly on production
3. Remove any type of ecurity practices
4. Argue for a million years about the requirements
5. Do the opposite of all above.

Which one of these is true? 🤔

How are you finding this? Looks suspiciously like twitter 😂😭

Hello! 😁

Why are TCP jokes so hard?

Because they require you to do three-way handshakes!

#programminghumor #softwareengineerjokes

Welcome @systemdesign42.bsky.social ! 😁

And you @systemdesign42.bsky.social, looking forward to seeing your content 😁

Hello bluesky!

I'm a senior software engineer at Microsoft.

Looking forward to networking with others on this platform 😁

#softwareengineer #softwaredeveloper #microsoft #womenintech