Robert The EMT

It is 100% carrying water for the opposition to participate in this collective delusion that Dems for some reason need to answer for every teen who throws a rock rather than hold the Trump admin accountable for intentionally creating chaos and breaking the law to stoke violence.

They are in charge.

I got into a car accident a while ago (long story) and this is how I let @badge502.bsky.social know I was ok 😤

Am I the problem? #emt #paramedic #ambulance #healthcarehumor #roberttheemt

I feel like old people can sense when an ambulance crew finally gets a second to relax… #roberttheemt #emt #ambulance #healthcarehumor #paramedic #nursing

Instagram has just gone downhill so much. They’re a sellout with a terrible algorithm built with stolen features from successful platforms like TikTok.

I'm spending the rest of the day writing a fanfic about Vine and TikTok boinking each other in every single way.

I genuinely love this app haha

Now that a certain app is gone, I need to find a spot to put all the skits and funny videos I’ve recorded. I’m an EMT who makes funny little skits and jokes. Drop a follow if this is something you would like to see! Trust me there’s plenty more to come. #roberttheemt #emt #paramedic #healthcarehumor

Aaaaaand there she blows. Thanks SCOTUS. I feel so much safer now :) #tiktok #ban

On Bluesky, all I see is positivity and love. On instagram, I can’t watch 3 reels without seeing at least one person d!e. Gotta love my boy Zuck, am I right?

Wait there are 26 of them?!

Merry Christmas everyone! Normally I’d make some dumb joke, but on Monday I worked a really bad car accident and it reminded me of how life can change or be taken in an instant. Make sure to hug your loved ones extra tight this holiday season! ❤️ #christmas2024 #emt #ems #paramedic

Sending a Christmas card to @badge502.bsky.social for a good cause! He will donate a little bit of food to his local food bank for each card he receives! If you want to send him a card, his PO Box address is: P.O. Box 775 Belleville, NJ 07109 😄

Risky for sure, but you can achieve anything you put your mind to!

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Finally. Our battle will be legendary.

Do it.

No. But I have :)

Do it

Y’all thought you could escape me here on blue sky?!

Enjoy this new super secret video that’s probably going up on the TikTok and Instagram later this week :) #emt #roberttheemt #paramedic #funny #healthcarehumor