The Real Twain

To be a wally

The greatest Christmas song ever ( fight me) beautiful melody amazing words and a cover art by Nick Price. I’m glad it’s under the radar so I play it on my terms. Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas folks.

I wish you a hopeful Christmas
I wish you a brave new year
For anguish and pain and sadness
Leave your heart and let your road be clear

Hahah Papillon fucking state of that gruel !

Is Santa your code word?

Yes

Ha

I’ve already asked you that haven’t I

All well mate thanks. Teenager is settled in York loving the Uni life while bleeding me dry. How’s you ?

May Yuletide logs slip from your fire and burn your house down.

Indeed captain turkish log! How are you old bean ?

Awful stodge

The red top paper tabloid image of Jack Grealish is very different than reality. The truth is, a lad from a working class background, he's an outstanding footballer, and an outstanding role model. He fits Everton Football Clubs values like a glove.

Frost: If you want to protect children, why don't you ban assault weapons instead of health care?

They won’t like that

Proper horrible cunt

"The air was filled with phantoms, wandering hither and thither in restless haste and moaning as they went" ❄👻

Arthur Rackham illustration for 1915 edition of A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens

Get stuffed

If none of us is prepared to die for freedom, then all of us will die under tyranny.

Sticky biscuit I think 🤔

I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here

One third of the country supported the January 6 2021 attempted take over the government & are the same ones who voted him back in. They are traitors in my book.

Mate I am Lazarus

lol post of the day !

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Fuck off noncey

Yeah definitely lucky. Seen Wakeman a few times in various incarnations lol. Another legend. Got the feeling we won’t see Justin tour again tbh. When he spoke about his old mates ( moody blues) he was nearly in tears. Losing John Lodge recently was obviously a blow. He’s the last one left.

Have to mention his guitarist and prodigy Mike Dawes who is an an unbelievable guitar virtuoso. Top fella who had loads of time afterwards to chat and was proper class. Legend

Justin Haywood at the Floral Pavilion was an absolute pleasure to see and hear. Fella should be a national treasure instead no fucker has heard of him. Probably be his last tour although his voice was surprisingly strong he’s looking frail and is almost 80. Place was packed.