Hermes Pissmegistus

every private school has a handful of these guys

looks better than my last aluminum joint 😂 those tie-ins are a bitch fr

The average US taxpayer spends $36 a year on SNAP

You know what they spend on corporate subsidies? $670

Poor and disabled people who need food are not the problem

If you’re angry about “your money” feeding people but not angry it’s giving tax cuts to the wealthy?

You’re doing their dirty work.

yackety sax should be the only song you’re allowed to do coke to

I guess I reflexively resist engaging with art when the creators call it "content" the same way I wouldn't order a dish that a restaurant lists only as "stuff."

my halloween costumes are often criticized for being overly conceptual so this year I am going to dress up as something that everyone understands: the collected works of jorge luis borges

Halloween voter 2025 sticker with a pigeon wearing a witches hat and holding a pumpkin lantern with bats and a witch in the background

New Yorkers vote today if you haven’t and you get this

Cuomo does not care about any of the problems we face in NYC right now nor does he care about any of the good parts of NYC. He is a joyless soul-sucking power-hungry autocrat who would be an indescribibly bad mayor. Let's make sure this future doesn't come to be.

awesome outdoor quick tip!

want to get the best candy this halloween? skip the rich neighborhoods and walk directly into the forest. the forest will provide you with what you seek. the forest always provides you with what you seek

i do appreciate the reviews pointing out minor historical inaccuracies wrt government types, let’s hear it for autism

write it 100 times on the wall!!

The second most important thing to remember about the pandemic is that the federal government built a temporary fully funded and expansive welfare state via unleashing a tidal wave of money into society to limit economic misery, and it worked pretty well.

IMHO, the single most important thing to remember about the pandemic was the spirit of collective sacrifice & national unity that pervaded the US in the first weeks, when the 'lockdowns,' which were almost totally a matter of voluntary compliance, went into effect to protect the most vulnerable

steam reviews for CK3 All Under Heaven be like “it’s ok if u like Asia i guess”

i love that The Left is apparently full of nazis, which is bad, while also being waaaaaayy too sensitive about people being nazis, which is apparently normal

lol. is that the same Far Left that is “obsessed with purity tests and cancelling people over internet posts”? (the test is “are you a nazi” and the posts were things a nazi would say)

Moebius, 1998

Moebius, 1998

A poster that says Did you see: -a tent in the woods? -someone shoplifting? -a person sleeping in their car? NO YOU FUCKING DIDNT people are struggling don't make it worse

the candle should be made out of weed butter

partner: so like…OSHA-violating fondue?

me: yeah

partner: fuck yeah

Part of the lore of this orcish piece is if you're struck by Lovebite, you are betrothed to the wielder. The jangling rings prevent it from happening stealthily, and give you a chance to start running. Either towards or away, your choice.

unique and stunning, as always

every Latin teacher i’ve ever had was so obsessed with that movie

if we’re gonna be living in a nightmarishly corrupt capitalist autocracy can they at least deregulate medicine so we can make the cough syrup-amphetamine cocktail we deserve 🙏

I'm only 34 and I remember a time when nazism and racism and sexism and homophobia was a bad thing that nobody wanted to be connected to

inject it into my veins

did any of the clues happen to form the Fibonacci sequence?

MY BOYS! 😭🐸🫖🪨

A brown pelican, just appearing as a black bird against a muted orange sky, dives into the ocean.

Last night I watched over 100 pelicans feed just off the coast after sunset. Here's one of them. 17 frames taken from a sequence of 44 over 2.5 seconds. Incredible dinosaurs!!! 🪶