Hermes Pissmegistus

name 3 of them

awful people learning tiktok therapy-speak has had disastrous consequences istg

yeah i can get along with all kinds ppl at work cause we’re focused on work, but like…there are reasons i don’t invite them to my house

it’s so crazy that the COINTELPRO files got leaked and ppl were like “OMG” for 5 minutes and then nothing happened and they kept doing the exact same shit

Mary Shelley doesn't get enough credit for not only anticipating the silver-spooned narcissist techbro who recklessly creates technology without thinking through the consequences, but also for knowing that said techbro would be an absolutely terrible father.

holy shit

my grandfather lived in NYC but he was def still in bed at the time

i was in the hallway outside my 4th grade classroom when the principal went into the room and quietly told my teacher. after we all sat down she was like “well apparently a plane flew into the twin towers” and then went on with the day like normal.

A woman looking out a window at a city skyline in the distance and saying: "What a stupid time to be alive"

very fluffy black cat sitting person-style with her back legs stretched out in front, staring into the middle distance

you ever just

A marker and coloured pencil drawing of a dinosaur with blue and rust coloured feathers. Below the drawing are a white pencil, a pen, and three Copic markers.

A lythronax on toned grey paper based on their appearance in the Jurassic World Alive game.

#JurassicWorld

i know the Telvanni suck shit but i’m so obsessed with the mushroom towers

the spelling of the url suggests there was already a campaign by the same name

before you can make an account you gotta say what you were doing the morning of 9/11

my only exposure to Homestar Runner was when i was like 16 my boyfriend showed it to me like “check this out it’s soooooooo funny!!” and i sat there for like 20 minutes waiting for the funny part

construction

Traditional group schooling is good. You need to learn how to exist with other people. Your oh-so-special child is not that special.

I just think of all the very bright ND women born from 1975-1990 in particular who got the shit end of the stick via all the bullying people did of smart girls and for girls with personality quirks and how no one was offering them dot com cash or ANYTHING like it.

he greases himself like a piglet at the county fair so the murderers can’t get a good grip

i’m sure the apologies will start rolling in any day now /s

was explaining who Sidney Sweeney is to my partner, who had never heard of her

literally said she’s some blonde girl with huge boobs, who the right wing anointed as their Aryan Princess once Taylor Swift came out as woke

australia’s got crazy ass white boys deliberately trying to get bit by sharks to test a homemade shark-proof wetsuit lmao i think they’d be friends

i had it on a family computer once and it made it run so so slow

This game is so crazy that if I say "I just invited anotic dance ravers into a church of the Mother of Silence, with the crab-man in the ceiling drinking from the anomaly known as 'the swallow', so that a programmer can make a radio rpg game" - it makes sense if you played

from me to my friend today *spoilers*

it’s a game about finding drugs and doing them

it’s about art, and sadness, and shattered dreams of revolution

but most of all it’s about having fun and talking to yourself

couple cats twinning in the hallway

the council of idiots has assembled

many of the posts explain the details of people’s situations, if you care to read them

my partner is a whole foot taller than me and this is a constant problem in my house

I need to quit my job so I have time to learn theatrical lighting, stonemasonry, printmaking, welding, bushcraft, tattooing, forestry, gymnastics, filmmaking, pedal steel guitar, lost-wax casting, jazz drumming, weaving, graffiti, carpentry, snowboarding, blacksmithing, and navigation