Incredulous Basterd

Tgirl who takes T, gets FMS, and a phalloplasty. Call that shit prestiging

Can a gringa sing every lyric to Weezer's Buddy Holly, or is that a cultural faux pas?

The concept of a post-srs tgirl using a strap

Voodoo Grape Monster energy drink.

Voodoo Monster: Cold Medicine

1/5

Ultra Wild Passion Monster energy drink.

Passion Monster: Holy shit, this is the best one. Maybe tied with White, but I think it goes beyond.

5/5

It's so much harder to explain why you love something than explain why you hate something.

I can give 1,001 reasons something blows absolute dogshit.

But if you ask me to explain why I like my favorite book I'll just say "... Is so good" ad nauseam.

This speaks to human nature (or I'm a dumbass)

When I was a strange socially inept 12-year-old boy, as opposed to a strange socially inept 20-year-old woman, I was a real: "I've never even seen a sportsball" sayer.

I still genuinely understand jack about sports, but I used to pretend I didn't know what football was as a concept—that's growth ig

I leave myself vague notes in my pockets. Shit got me feeling like Memento

Anyone else think chicken little was hung? Like calling a fat dude Tiny

Honestly they all kinda are, but he did it the hardest

I call Capaldi's doctor the aurafarming doctor, and I don't know if that'd piss people off or not

Bus bike rack was full, and the driver did the meanest thing ever. "Can you make it to [stop a mile away], I'll wait for you there." So I'm hauling ass trying to keep up with a bus AT MIDNIGHT to meet him at that stop because I didn't want him to wait for nothing.

My body hurts

AI image generation is so scary. To be able to generate nonconsensual AI porn of real people, and so EASILY. The man sitting next to you in lecture can rape your digital avatar with absolute impunity.

It emboldens predators. It mocks victims. I can't imagine how hard it could be to grow up with

A Rio Punch Monster energy drink.

Rio Monster: kinda nice, can't exactly place it, maybe it reminds me of cactus cooler... idk.

4/5

The covers of 5 books side by side. From left to right: "Detransition, Baby" by Torrey Peters, "Nevada" by Imogen Binnie, "No Longer Human by Osamu Dazai," "The Fault in Our Stars" by John Green, and "Little Fish" by Casey Plett.

Last year I decided to start reading again, and I read a GRAND total of 🥁🥁🥁 5 books 🎉

My least favorite was honestly No Longer Human, I just couldn't get in the character's head there—it felt bleak in a way I'll never feel.

My favorite was Little Fish, very down-to-earth kinda style, I like that

A last.fm 2025 scrobble report for Inklie, with 31,967 scrobbles, 124,560 minutes, 805 artists, 1,239 albums, and 5,721 tracks. Top five artists are: underscores, OutKast, Pavement, Kendrick Lamar, and Tyler the Creator. Top five albums are: Cross Paths, Speakerboxxx/The Love Below, Wallsocket, Terror Twilight, and fishmonger. Top five tracks are Candy Says, Locals (Girls like us), Teenage Dirtbag, Glory Box, and Good Friends. Top five tags are hip-hop, rap, rock, alternative, and hip hop.

A checkered album cover with one portion showing Clipse's 2025 Album "Let God Sort 'Em Out," and the other showing Ethel Cain's 2025 Album "Willoughby Tucker, I'll Always Love You." Ethel's cover depicting a person with short blond hair facing away from the camera in a brown shirt, surrounded by a leathery frame. and Clipse's cover depicting a cartoon skeleton with crosses over its eyes surrounded by bones and oversized rubberhose gloves.

The album cover for underscores 2023 album "Wallsocket." Depicting a large horseshoe atop a metal frame against a blue background with white clouds near the bottom.

Saw my last.fm year summary (I added top fives and minutes to alt text).

My favorite album of this year was a tie between Clipse's "Let God Sort Em' Out," and Ethel Cain's "Willoughby Tucker, I'll Always Love You."

My favorite album I heard this year was hands down underscore's Wallsocket, Jesus…

Shaved off half my left brow because my hand slipped, and a pencil only makes it look slightly better. I'm just gonna be fucked up for a month

A photo of a person riding a blue bike with a basket. The handlebars are misaligned from the front wheel by nearly 90 degrees to the right.

I fell off my bike and ate mad shit. The whole left side of my body hurts. The ride home was funny as fuck though cause look at this shit (I'm going straight here)

I still can't very well conceive of the future. I never thought I was gonna make it long. I didn't think about turning 18, I'm not really thinking about turning 25, I can't really imagine ever being 30. I kinda expect to die somehow.

This is probably healthy and normal, I do not need therapy

Man, fuck big soup. Won't even eat his own shit.

YOU INCEPTED MY BRAIN AND YOU DON'T EVEN FUCKING LIKE IT???

Spotify Wrapped is so funny because this bitch acts like she knows me! "17k minutes this year," bitch I had like 17k last month. You think I was just listening to The Kinks all year? Get real kid. You are a peon, a WORM under the bottom of my BOOT

Last.fm screenshot showing charts for the last 30 days. 342 Artists: 3rd place is OutKast with 64 scrobbles. 2nd place Deftones with 77 scrobbles. 1st place is underscores with 384 scrobbles. 509 Albums: 3rd place is Stardust by Danny Brown with 48 scrobbles. 2nd place is fishmonger by underscores with 86 scrobbles. 1st place is Wallsocket by underscores with 130 scrobbles.

I'm underscores'd out of my fucking mind recently

A cat standing along the rail of a balcony. The cat is orange with a white lower body, his eyes are yellow and the pupils are thin. He is staring directly at the camera inquisitively. He is a very adorable boy.

I love all my cats, they're adorable and sweet and kind. This one's Sunny, he loves the outdoors and tries to sneak out often, despite being BANNED from the outside because he's a MENACE and it's dangerous for a little guy like him

The creator of Wordle is named Josh Wardle

Trans body dysmorphia would prolly look so crazy if someone didn't know you were trans, all over here like: "this dude hella full of himself, mf ain't no damn linebacker"

I recently learned of the term "anglefraud," and it's hilarious because with this newfound insecurity I looked through all my photos and it was literally like this

I sometimes use /tttt/ slang because it's funny, and it's crazy when I'm like "I should combine these two to make an even funnier more specific term" only to find out I was beat to the punch and that shit's the standard nomenclature—like damn, y'all HATE yourselves, how'd you think of that already

A google search for "cavetown age" with the "People also ask" suggestions: "What is Cavetown's real gender," and "What was Cavetown's birth name?"

rude ass suggestions

An Ultra Sunrise Monster energy drink.

Orange Monster: It's straight up Fanta, and that's cool if you like Fanta. I hate Fanta.

1/5

A Ultra Blue Hawaiian Monster energy drink.

Blue Monster: It's honestly kinda like Blue Hawaiian Punch, and I hope to God I don't just think that because of the name...

3/5