Allissa

Today I learned that when you get married and combine auto policies the insurance company assumes you will both drive each car.

Men's insurance goes down because women are less risky drivers.

Women's insurance goes up because men are more risky drivers.

Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.

🤣

I’m devastated over the murders of Alex Pretti & Renee Good. But I’m disgusted by people saying shit like “where is the respect for human life?”

Motherfuckers, you lost the right to say that when you decided to unmask during an ongoing SARS pandemic. You paved the way for this.

one day, 'civil liberties defenders' are going to become the elderly and/or disabled people they agreed could fall by the SARS2 wayside...

...and the kids whom they raised to dehumanize the old and disabled, and whom they *also* abandoned to SARS2, are going to dehumanize and abandon them, too.

A picture of Captain Kirk speaking to 3 redshirts, saying "Before we go exploring you'll need to dig 3 graves over there. Don't ask me how I know."

Hospital infection control managing an airborne disease outbreak.

A picture of the Mary Tyler Moore statue in downtown Minneapolis, depicting the iconic moment from the show where she throws her hat in the air. But the hat has been covered over with a protesters cardboard sign, reading “FUCK ICE.”

On a downtown street in Minneapolis, as people stream out from the massive march, Mary Tyler Moore says “fuck ice.”

A doctor encouraging a patient to wash their testicles to avoid catching flu. Headline: Doctors: Flu Is Airborne So Please Wash Your Testicles Story by Oriole Pandabear and Temminck Stint Photo from Adobe

Doctors: Flu Is Airborne So Please Wash Your Testicles

The Venn diagram of people who ask why anyone still wears a face mask in 2025 & people who just kind of blankly stare at me and don't know what to say when I tell them that the last time I had the flu, it gave me Celiac disease and now I can't eat gluten without going to the ER- is a circle.

Kids are missing more school. Experts say mental health is a factor | CBC News A CBC investigation finds that school time lost due to reported illness is up in all districts that provided data — more than tripling in some places compared to five years ago. While the data doesn’t...

Yes, mental health and bullying play a role.

Both issues are almost certainly made worse by a neuroinvasive virus which causes anxiety and affects executive functioning, leading to increased aggression and diminished resiliency.

Oh, and then there’s good ol’ ILLNESS.

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Your wellness routine should include taking precautions to avoid multiple covid infections that damage your immune system, hope that helps. 🌟💕

It’s impossible to be objective about a virus you’ve been infected with multiple times. This goes for doctors, healthcare workers, scientists, journalists, your friends and family—and maybe even yourself. #COVID

progressives will wax poetic about the importance of being strong allies and advocates for the marginalized—until it comes to putting their money where their mouth (and nose) is, because masking interferes with their weekly brunch plans

Massage therapists, too!

I have taken
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet

and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains

forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad

Congressman Jake Auchincloss on House Resolution 719 | U.S. Congressman Jake Auchincloss Of Massachusetts 4th District The Official U.S. Congressional website of Congressman Jake Auchincloss

I can't wait to vigorously support a primary challenger to
@repauchincloss.bsky.social

What an absolute lack of nuance and concern for all those hurt by Kirk's racist, misogynist rhetoric.

auchincloss.house.gov/media/press-...

John Snow, "Disable the Broad Street Pump!"
Ignaz Semmelweis, "Surgeons, wash your hands!"
COVID Competents, "Require respirators!"

Shaka, when the walls fell.

Red Lead Pie!

My fun new game is accidentally walking around with my reading glasses on then wondering why I’m dizzy.

my sourdough crackled for a few minutes when it came out of the oven this morning. so i got that going for me.

unsolicited hot take of the day: it is absurd when people under the age of 50 have "At Last" as their wedding song.

Thoughts and prayers.

School systems are shutting down for days at a time because so many kids & staff are sick. Millions of people have been disabled by long COVID.
They stress handwashing to protect from an airborne virus… If you think there is any integrity left in the cdc, you haven’t been paying attention.

These ‘smart and strategic’ people caved on protecting us from COVID. They caved a few years back and chose ‘the economy’ over caring for people.

My typo! wooland.com

Running a small service business in a ongoing pandemic that few people acknowledge is weird because 30% of your clients for the week will cancel due to illness and it's like, oh okay I'll just cut down on all the beans & rice I'm eating and not pay the electric bill I guess.

Came here to say this. Check out woodland.com. Not just dresses. comfortable, temperature regulating. Doesn’t need to be washed nearly as much as regular clothes.

Thoughts & prayers.