two glasses of gin and one beer but im still socially anxious
17.02.2026 09:08 โ ๐ 536 ๐ 78 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0@chasxith.bsky.social
34. Scalie, He/Him. ๐ณ๏ธโ๐. Rapidly becoming a greymuzzle. UK ๐ช๐บ- East Anglia. I operate a retirement home for old computers that are too new to be collectible or valuable but too old for most people to find useful. I also probably drink too much beer.
two glasses of gin and one beer but im still socially anxious
17.02.2026 09:08 โ ๐ 536 ๐ 78 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0He's brought you flowers! Enjoy this Valentines with him ๐ฎ
14.02.2026 17:10 โ ๐ 250 ๐ 51 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 0Dragonposting ๐
15.02.2026 09:03 โ ๐ 187 ๐ 58 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This is super adorable.
14.02.2026 12:36 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0๐โโฌ๐ป๐ฅด
14.02.2026 07:04 โ ๐ 876 ๐ 182 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 1Artists, quote with something silly!
SNURKEY!
XhatGPT idiotic layout of 13amp plug wiring. Just random wires really.
CoPilot AI diagram of plug wiring. Two live wires, one forked off the earthm and a screw head is also labelled Live.
And finally, Gemini AI diagram of 13 amp plug wiring. Hard to know where to even begin with this. Just a mess really.
One of the easiest ways to shoot down the idea that "AI" is an expert is to show how it deals with something people know about.
Younger readers may not get this as most appliances come pre-wired, but anyone 35+ can see these are chaotic fire hazards.
From Mastodon, AI asked how to wire a plug:
A tube of Noctua thermal paste next to a netbook motherboard.
Obviously with a TDP of 2.5w we need to break out the big guns. Before anyone gets mad its the only stuff I have.
01.02.2026 18:28 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Cleaning up an old Netbook and that has to be the most adorably tiny CPU I think I've ever seen
01.02.2026 18:22 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The lesson to be learned from the Melania film is to never release a movie during Dry January when your only chance to get some good reviews was to fill the cinema with drunk journalists.
01.02.2026 12:22 โ ๐ 23 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are laying down, with Blue flopped over Green, who is still awake. Blue is sound asleep. Green: Goodnight. Green looks uncomfortable as Blue begins to radiate heat. Green: Eeeugh. How are you this warm? In vain, Green tries to wiggle himself free, but Blue, laying solidly on top of him, neither moves nor wakes up. Green: Hnnngyรครครคh! Green gives up, while Blue, still peacefully asleep, only continues to glow hotter. Green: How can you sleep comfortably in a puddle of my sweat?
30.01.2026 15:27 โ ๐ 3356 ๐ 524 ๐ฌ 15 ๐ 11A bronze dragon idling on the jettyโต๏ธ
27.01.2026 10:50 โ ๐ 2479 ๐ 734 ๐ฌ 15 ๐ 0What the actual fucknuggets
24.01.2026 16:35 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Happy Birthday gift for V
24.01.2026 10:10 โ ๐ 1481 ๐ 302 ๐ฌ 11 ๐ 0tit, but its torso is pixelated
t*t
Acrylic on textured paper
32x24cm
based on photo by kuhnmi
#traditionalart #painting #art #acrylic #furry
Not a bad group of visitors this year. Rural east anglia.
1x Rook
5x Jackdaw
1x Stock Dove / Feral Pigeon
4x Chaffinch
3x Bluetit
3x Great tit
1x Blackbird
1x Magpie
1x Dunnock
1x Wood Pigeon
1x Robin
#biggardenbirdwatch
This genuinely looks like hes getting congratulated for being able to write his own name.
23.01.2026 08:54 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Those joining Donald Trumpโs Board of Peace:
USA
Thighland
Iceland
Aberbian
Covfefe
FIFA
The cats & dogs that were eaten
Brooklyn Beckham
Lee Anderson
Chaka Demus & Pliers
The Daily Mail
GB News
Dan Wooden
Richard Littlejohn
Huw Edwards
Gary Glitter
Moths
Pussy grabbers
Ears.
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Good grief. I scrolled down and almost spat out my coffee.
22.01.2026 08:09 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Just the Browser
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Just the Browser helps you remove AI features, telemetry data reporting, sponsored content, product integrations, & other annoyances from desktop web browsers. The goal is to give you "just the browser" & nothing else, using hidden settingsโฆ
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An apple bluetooth mouse with the charging port on the underside, meaning it can't be used when being recharged.
Like what the actual fuck apple
15.01.2026 18:04 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I seem to remember this being on a demo disc that was branded something like "Powerline"?
It came with the PS1 iirc
Ah, this and the manta ray. Seemed like crazy shit to me when I was a kid.
09.01.2026 23:02 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Microsoft is so fucking stupid.
Microsoft renamed Microsoft Office to Microsoft 365 Copilot App
I'm not joking
A bit of serendipity this morning - didnโt feel safe going out in the car so went to the canal instead and saw this. My comedy moment for the year ๐ฆข๐คช
[Vertical video so needs a click]
#sillyswan #iphone15pro
Thats a really, really cool derg sona!
01.01.2026 19:30 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I remember reading about this on The Register when it was announced. Speculation in the comments at the time was that it was a knockoff chinese android phone, some of which were recalled by T-mobile in the UK a few years back....be on form if it was those rejects being sold to the MAGA wingnuts.
31.12.2025 16:17 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Digital artwork of a tanky, D&D style gnoll, in a sort of hunched over standing pose. He is wielding a bearded battle axe, and a strange curved sword. He's wearing bits of old armor, a wolf skull hangs around his neck, and he's got piercings in his ear and eyebrow. His lone garment appears to be a red loincloth. This gnoll is based on a spotted hyena, but has the gnoll style dark mohawk and back ridge, plus that big thick neck. He's digitigrade. Different in feel from my usual furry style anthro hyena characters. Artwork by The Dammitch.
Tried out a more D&D style gnoll, instead of my regular anthro hyenas. Also tried some new things with my lineart and rendering. Pretty happy with it!
#art #NoAI #gnoll #DnD #hyena #DnDArt #furry #furryart