adult with a blender

i would like to be eaten by a giganotosaurus for enrichment purposes

There is a BROAD ETHICAL CONVERSATION to be had about THE BRITISH

The british will pay for it

I will use this information.

How many skincells do you have

ladies, ladies... i know how to spell tellikenises... eh?

im gonna start making funky ice cubes because 2026 will be the year of whimsy and fun
food coloring, watermelon ice cubes, maybe try soda ones (open top so no explosion hopefully)
maybe a couple of legs

watermelon drink... ourghhhhhhhhh

today i learned that i need to drink more water

and if my roommate is still awake he can probably hear me making zombie noises
im so fucking autistic...

when it is late at night and the adhd nighttime motivation kicks in to Bake or Cook and i start either walking around with a lot of pizzazz or literally hunched over to the point my head is at the same level as my stomach

I cant believe Arden Cho is 40 years old

if i was an instrument of cooling i would definitely be those coils that are in your fridge
and fridges have no souls
ur mom gay

Show it to me and i fucking Will (not well) (but i Will)

Imagine if ants could like... understand human speech. that'd be so crazy haha i hope that doesnt happen haha
like thatd be so weird.

The curtains were brown for a reason (he had severe diarrhoea)

i thought platypus were martians

Then why milk

so are almonds mammals or

hey guys dropping in to say that uhh straight people are still weird

can you even make chocolate without milk

and grapefruit and such exists
kiwis can be sour i think

and gay people are not vegan to eat

they tell me i have sex with deep fryers and when i say "not yet" they give me dwayne the rock johnson eyebrow raise

thats not fair i think

sour candy
gay baccon
chocolate i guess
i love berries

why does vegan candy exist
we have berries and fruit

i gotta get to work on my autism wall

There are key differences okay

ok it fucks but i think its just because of it being Bacon
fun shape tho
S A T I S F I E D H U N G E R

Got a really good deal on bacon so i be having breakfast bagels tomorrow for the first time ever and uhhh more bacon after that

I hope that whenever my current keyboard breaks i'll be able to get an identical one cause if not im gonna have to relearn how to type
ive had
the same keyboard
for 8 years
how am i meant to relearn at this point
muscle memory