Mark Zak T Duck" 🦆 Crosby

Oh for an edit button, even one that's just available for a minute or so.

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Morning, it's definitely indoors weather.

And people are calling the new Steam Machine the Gabecube, love it!

Dammit, did @valvesoftware.com finally learn how to count to and beyond 3? Time to start saving up...

Capitol riots: Did Trump's words at rally incite violence? Donald Trump was accused of inciting violence that left five people dead. So what did the president say?

@bbcnewsnight.bsky.social When Trump was impeached for his Capitol rant his own lawyers argued his repeated use of the word 'fight' was figurative. So by their definition the BBC edit is just showing him talking figuratively. Hope that helps :) www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-u...

"When the Left sees bias in BBC coverage, its arguments are dismissed. When the Right does, it’s a national scandal."

Yep. Nobody was forced to resign when they did exactly the same thing (only worse!) to Corbyn. The BBC just "rejected" the BBC Trust's finding. bsky.app/profile/jimc...

Then some arsehole with a 12+ figure bank balance will try and stick an AI in it.

Sweep for BBC Director General

We're about 48 hours from a campaign to get Boris Johnson as the new director general of the BBC

Two packs of chipsteaks and a 2 litah bottle of liebfraumilch please.

a close up of a dart board with the number 8 written on it Alt: A dart hitting the bullseye on a dart board

Just saw an ad for the new series of Bullseye hosted by Freddie Flintoff.

It would appear that the "high action" quiz show will be sponsored by Pro Plus.

Isn't that a bit on the nose?

There were loads of them in my local Tesco, I'd imagine it's the same elsewhee.

A pallet of Pickled onion Monster Munch flavour Heinz Mayonnaise.

Not entirely sure how to define this. An abomination? Inspired marketing? Salad cream with one of the training wheels removed? Further evidence that mayonnaise is proof of time travel?

A Tunis Cake, supposedly popular as a Christmas fruitcake alternative in the 70s and 80s.

Haven't seen one of these in the flesh in donkeys yonks, and at £10 I won't be getting it either.

For those who don't know what it is, it's a Tunis Cake, a Madeira cake based Christmas cake alternative that was apparently popular in the 70s and early 80s

I really could go for some goat shawarma and couscous right now.

edit of the 4th panel of loss.png, NY (heart) Quomo sign is on the hospital bed. Idiot is holding his head in his hand... I'd say doom scrolling and honestly he's delusional enough to think it IS doom scrolling, but its actually the opposite of doom scrolling because he fucking lost the idiot.

not worth the full effort but fuck this idiot.

'An Excellent Castle'
(jingle)

a close up of a cartoon character with a shocked look on his face Alt: Feathers McGraw after figuring out a password

Live footage of whoever robbed the Louvre figuring out that the damn survelliance password is just the name of the museum

And now I've got the other one in my head, bunny's too tight to mention...

BREAKING NEWS: Kane, enigmatic leader of the Brotherhood of Nod, has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.

Asked for comment he replied "He's an envoy sent by the Scrin Overlord. Once installed as overseer of New York they will commence Tiberium seeding in the Lower Manhattan area. If not, they'll do it anyway"

Gasp! Language young man!

They're waiting for you Gordon, in the Test Chamberrrrr

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Milky milky

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars," "Star Trek," "Dr. Who," or "Transformers.

How to deal with all AI-vangelists.

YouTube video by Mark Crosby Astro Climber #MasterSystemChallenge run

In commemoration of the 40th anniversary of the Sega Master System/Mark III in Japan, here's my attempt at the special #MasterSystemChallenge that @8bitboyuk.bsky.social organised featuring @badcomputer.bsky.social's new game, Astro Climber. Give it a go, it's really good!

Because after you take it home it's only fit for the bin and you then atone for what you've done?

Of course they are sending money to Argentina. They gotta flee somewhere once all the trials start.

Waitrose/John Lewis, who pretend to be the good guys, doing little more than modern slavery. Trick someone into helping for free, then dump them when they suggest they could be paid.