@s1np13.bsky.social
euphead you need to DIE
I cant harass Mira on here⦠worse day of my life
03.12.2023 05:45 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A green login screen for an App called "Deffun" At the top is the word "Deffun" which is above a generic looking app symbol (purple and blue circle) Below the symbol is a tagline that says "Talk to the world" Below the tagline are Sign Up and Login buttons Below the buttons is small text that says Terms of Service - Privacy Policy - Cookie Policy - Ads Info - More - Β©Deffun 2004
An app that looks like a green Twitter/Threads/Bsky. Next to the reply, share and heart buttons is an odd cylindrical symbol new sonic: what does that fourth thing do f9 for mage: man (attached to the post is a headline that says "Twitter headquarters on fire for 18 days in a row") ben: what's your favorite memory of twitter jon (replying to ben): never used it star mario got (replying to ben): one time i posted a picture of my face and a garfield parody account replied that he no longer believed in God new sonic: what does that fourth thing do (the cylindrical symbol is red and rising on new sonic's post) 1st gen pokemon: deffun was created before twitter?? (attached to the post is the first image, zoomed in on the 2004) new sonic: i hate starting over on a new app. its like the first day at a new job where you don't know anyone or what that fourth thing does. what the fuck does it do (the odd symbol is rising to the point of touching the text)
another screenshot of posts on Deffun new sonic: WHAT DOES IT DO (the odd symbol is now growing out of the screen and looping back down, touching new sonic's avi) 1st gen pokemon: oh shit (attached to the post is an image of the wikipedia article for Deffun. It says "Deffun was created in 2004 by Dr. Nick Staler in an effort to perform an online ritual to summon an entity known as The Lengthy Surgeon Users who signed up for Deffun unknowingly agreed to give up a portion of their souls to aid in the summoning. They were also entered into a lottery, in which the winner would be used as a vessel for The Lengthy Surgeon The website was shut down after Staler was unable to hit the required goal of 100,000 users" severed bot: wait the site needed 100,000 users? how many does it have now? 1st gen pokemon: 987,835,245 severed bot: ok new sonic has an unreadable post as it is completely covered in the odd symbol.
More posts on Deffun Fox News: BREAKING: BIG OLE SURGEON CRAWLS OUT OF DEFFUN USER'S MOUTH (attached to the post is a headline that says "FIND A RELIGION AND PRAY TO A GOD BECAUSE IT IS NOT LOOKING GREAT") jon: OH GOD IT CONSUMES. OH HOW IT CONSUMES. THIS CANNOT POSSIBLY GET ANY WORSE NBC News: Elon Musk offers to buy Deffun for $45 Billion (attached to the post is a headline that says "Elon Musk: 'I'm gonna charge for vowels')
i hate using new apps
19.09.2023 21:10 β π 627 π 170 π¬ 11 π 3
Screenshot of a Tweet from @Twitter on 9/22/2022 and its replies. Twitter: Ready for halloween? (ghost emoji) (jack o lantern emoji) (skull emoji) So are we! That's why we're excited to introduce you to @TheBigWitch You'll be seeing a lot of her throughout the spooky season! But beware, she's out to give you a scare! Replies: The Big Witch: BOO! I'm The Big Witch! I'm flying around on my broomstick causing trouble! (broom emoji) (witch emoji) save game (response to The Big Witch): this seems like it's going to get old fast The Big Witch (response to save game): I'll place you in my cauldrom! I'm The Big- (The screenshot cuts off here) (The Big Witch's username and handle are both Orange)
(Screenshot of Twitter Timeline) water tunic: the way virgos freeze up when you ask to see their phone... The Big Witch (reply): I eat frog legs for breakfast and toadwarts for lunch! water tunic (reply): quiet _ real pokemon: my life has gotten so much better ever since i chose peace and love over hate and negativity The Big Witch (reply): I choose dark magic and trickery! The Big Witch strikes again! real pokemon (reply): shut the fuck up _ bark simpson: not really comfortable with the fact that the big witch account is just a walking stereotype of witches The Big Witch (reply): You'll make a fine ingredient in my stew! Oh how I love black cats and pointy hats! bark simpson (reply): see like all of this is just a lot _ pictures of good dogs: (mirror selfie of a fit person) if you don't fuck with me i don't fuck with you. simple as that The Big Witch (reply): Oooo I'm melting I'm melting! big goku (reply): ma'am
(Screenshot of Twitter Timeline) sonic avi: i hate how i say "i'm fine" when i'm actually so sad all the time. i can't keep lying to everyone The Big Witch (reply): I'll put a nasty spell on you! I'm The Big Witch! sonic avi (reply): hey i say a lot of things i don't mean when i'm upset and i'm in a very bad place right now but i want you to know i mean this with all my heart: nobody here likes you. nobody wants you around. i hope the person running this account dies (orange text) TAKEN BY THE BIG WITCH airplanehater (reply): oh shit _ McDonalds: come try our new halloween fries! only $1.99 TAKEN BY THE BIG WITCH pumpkin (reply): (image of an empty parking lot where a mcdonalds should be) PUT IT BACK _ trash: EVERYONE REPORT THE BIG WITCH SHES-TAKEN BY THE BIG WITCH _ beck: how come everyone's tweets say "taken by the big witch" like are y'all in a relationship with her or something TAKEN BY THE BIG WITCH _ Will: (image of big witch outside of window) WHY WOULD GOD MAKE THIS
(Screenshot of Tweet from @twitter) Twitter: Hey everyone, We apologize for the inconveniences caused by The Big Witch. We did not realize she could take people and we will be deactivating the account. In the meantime, we will be launching an investigation to find out what happened to the (giant green text) TAKEN BY THE BIGGER WITCH
it's that time of year again
31.10.2023 23:59 β π 290 π 65 π¬ 6 π 5
A Screenshot of a headline from CNN on Twitter/X that reads: "Almost one million people went missing last night" along with a screenshot of a creepy forest. The replies are from a bunch of blue check accounts and read: Darren Rogerrs: Good Stuff Fighter Jet: Two puzzled Emojis Danny1983: Joe Biden Saved By HIM: What a crazy world we live in Stoic van: Almost a million people gone missing wow they must be doing a magicians disapperance (cry laugh emoji) Dave: eyes looking left emoji Matt: Hello On my own...: Ii need assistance. i am at 207 N Oakwood ST, Madisonville AZ rockoXVI: What a crazy world we live in
Screenshot of X timeline: blue thumb: does anyone think this app has gotten strange lately its over (reply): what do you mean Pizza Huts: hey it's pizza huts (pizza emoji) reply with where you are right now picture of dogs: hollywood is going downhill i swear... (quote tweet of Discussing Film: Disney considering making another Marvel movie or perhaps a Star Wars. For more updates meet me at 207 N Oakwood ST, Madisonville AZ) Growers Groceries: We're throwing a christmas party and YOU'RE INVITED SHOUT your address in the replies if you want in on this (christmas tree emoji) (attached to the tweet is an image of a christmas invitation that reads: "HO HO HO!!! Ready for some holiday fun? Games! Prizes! A Dr. Pepper. We'll even pick you up in a LIMO! 207 N Oakwood ST, Madisonville AZ") samara (reply): what in the kidnapping scam is this post super paint sonic (reply): 3522 SOUTH LANE SLOCUM, IL 60056 UNIT 68
Screenshot of X: grudge holder: i just looked up how many blue checks there are and lmao (Image: "At least 891,693 users currently suscribe to X premium according to the data") (quoted tweet from NBC: "Experts estimate a total of 891,963 people have been reported missing in the last 24 hours") it's over (reply): but they're all still posting so much idk they seem fine grudge holder (reply): do they? Blue check account (reply): What a crazy world we live in bee meeter: you should not give your address out to an account that has existed for one day in my opinion (quote tweet from super paint sonic giving out his address to Grower's Groceries, who joined in December 2023) super paint sonic: i was worried about that too so i checked dw it's legit lol (image of DM between sps and growers groceries) Growing Games: we're giving out FREE Playstation 5s today. come on down to our store at 207 N Oakwood ST, Madisonville AZ (image of a 3DS on ground) Luigi 64 (reply): pick that up
Screenshot of X timeline: grudge holder: those shady ads that keep coming up all belong to a company called Growing Graveyard. guess what else belongs to them now (image that says: "Growing Graveyard is an American provider of funeral services as well as cemetery property. It's founder, The Long Legged Mortician has stated that the goal of the company was to "Grow the biggest graveyard of all time" He had himself buried alive in the Growing Graves Cemetery to "Add to the numbers" Headquarters: 207 N Oakwood St, Madisonville AZ Founder: The Long Legged Mortician (???-2023) Subsidiaries: Growers Groceries, Growing Games, Pizza Huts, X") quest psx (reply): have we been sold again super paint sonic: the limo has arrived (sunglasses emoji) (image of hearse) bear and bird (reply): That is a hearse (heart emoji)
i think twitter might be dying
03.12.2023 03:54 β π 1015 π 227 π¬ 64 π 16
PΕ«riri had good clean up and replace of top layer after liverwort removed.
In a pot I got 20+ yrs back when I was in to bonsai for a short time. Glad I kept it for a nice tree now.
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03.12.2023 05:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Is this us when we hop on fortnite
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@kusunokimuu.bsky.social fraud.
03.12.2023 05:25 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@kusunokimuu.bsky.social oh... it's you....
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you can never escape me. also hi!!!!!!
03.12.2023 05:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@solhekat.bsky.social hey sol!
03.12.2023 05:18 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@asadroach.bsky.social YOU NEED TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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