Frank // nima74

I’m going to say it again.

If this app wants to kill Twitter.

It need DMs and a News tab.

That’s it.

that cannot be to scale. this would make the guy like 8’ tall.

Sixteen? Must be a crapload of cable management back there. Super cool, though.

I want the devil’s food lasagna. Holy shit.

i once put like 11 warheads in my mouth as a kid and kept them there for as long as i could. i think i half dissolved my cheeks for like a week

i now wanna do a crude edit to make logos for NOW That’s What I Call Butter! and I Can’t Believe It’s Not MUSIC!

how much butter, proportionally by weight, could you mix into a tub of I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter! before you’d say that it can no longer be considered Not Butter

i’m honestly glad there’s not so much engagement-bait on here. my feed on here feels like so much less of a heap of garbage compared to twitter

i like the dark mode. the pure black/saturated blue is sleek. i did the same with discord, actually. the darker the mode, the better. spice up your life with dark mode

…Plap?

my mind immediately went to nanalan

Honestly, Jeff’s cool in my book. Sometimes cringe, but not at all malicious and more self-aware than your usual Twitter fodder. Either of my parents would be far worse at posting than him so I always tend to give him a pass.

this is what makes bluesky so beautiful. hi jeff!!!

grindr: silksong

I’d love to see a pair of conjoined twins with a successful singing career in my lifetime. Would be cool.

oh he’s already on here. why am i happy about that

we need to give jeff tiedrich a code

I’m from Buffalo, so I recognize my bias here, but dear LORD are the Bills never boring. They’ve spent the last decade getting better and better causing an intense hype-cycle that they continue to fumble on in increasingly more painful fashion. Plus, the 4-lost SB streak.

One of my most embarrassing traits is that I know absolutely nothing about dog breeds and freeze like a deer in headlights any time the conversation steers toward them

Toughest part of using this app so far is, thanks to being invite-only, I’m having a hard time even *thinking* of who to follow. Working on building out my feed, though. Comfortably finite, a lá *very* early Twitter.

“Waiter, I’m sorry, you need to send this lobster bisque back. For some reason, it tastes like a chocolate starfish in hotdog-flavored water.”

The second one was the only one that gave me pause, but yep, this is just the MILF Island logo slapped on top of MILF Manor milves.

Having first post jitters, so here, have the worst mom on MILF Manor.