Thin Mint

I don't like how the Mayonnaise Teat and the Mustard Teat are both white. The Mustard Teat should be yellow, or some sort of yellowish-brown.

Or "You've picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel!" when someone has an equipment malfunction.

Sorry I’m late. I was screaming along to “Misery Business” and missed my turn.

My personal favorite: “they’re crossing their Is and dotting their Ts.”

Y’all can complain all you want about sports announcers and their clichés, but understand this: we’re ABSOLUTELY doing it on purpose. 😈

Sometimes, it’s a game to see who can conjure up the most ridiculous cliché.

When announcing roller derby, I usually refer to the crowd as "ladies and gentlemen, gays and theys" to be inclusive, but at today's bouts, I switched it up and used "everypony" instead and chat, let me tell you—nopony enjoyed that.

Thin Mint wearing glasses and a Space Invaders mask, showing off a fresh tattoo of a bitten Thin Mint cookie with mint leaves on their upper arm.

Thin Mint now has a Thin Mint! 🟤

Watching a level 1 junior derby expo game: “are you really going to call a track-cut on a toddler???”

Lucille Bluth hands cash to Annyong Bluth in a fancy room. Subtitles read: “Here’s some money. Go see a star war,” with “Star” scratched out and “Skate” written above it, parodying the original line from Arrested Development.

To all my roller derby friends having fun in Michigan this weekend…

Happy birthday, Miku! #MikuDay

Roller derby is wild—what do you mean you’re an aerospace engineer, Pu$$y DestroyHer?

Take care of yourself 💜🫂

Green circular badge with a holographic edge that reads “Thin Mint Approved” at the top and “In WFTDA We Trust” at the bottom. In the center, a smiling cartoon character wearing a green helmet with “TM” on it gives a thumbs-up.

Cartoon mascots for Trans Rollers United—a pink-haired possum and a raccoon in a helmet—jump up and high-five with big smiles. The league’s shield logo sits between them under the text “Meet the Mascots.”

Cartoon possum mascot named Trashley (she/they) stands in roller derby gear with bright pink hair, black outfit, yellow kneepads, and skates. Text beside her lists: Position—Blocker/Hype Machine, Signature Move—Dumpster Dive, Fun Fact—can MacGyver a skate tool from anything. Description calls her a fearless forager of derby, with punk heart, iron hits, and a love of teamwork and big laughs.

Cartoon raccoon mascot named Racket (he/him) stands in roller derby gear wearing a gray helmet, white tank top, black shorts, and skates with pink and blue accents. Text beside him lists: Position—Jammer/Gear Wizard, Signature Move—Raccoon Dash, Fun Fact—once built a full skate setup from dumpster parts. Description calls him a smooth-talking, tactical troublemaker who slips through blockers with ease, always cool under pressure, ready with a thumbs-up, and always on your side.

Cartoon mascots Trashley the possum and Racket the raccoon stand side by side, smiling, with Racket giving a thumbs-up. Above them, text explains that as mascots for Trans Rollers United, they travel between leagues on skates to spread hype, positivity, and the message that derby belongs to everyone. They cheer for trans skaters, coach newbies through first crossovers, and fire up crowds at tournaments. The Trans Rollers United shield logo sits between stylized signatures of Trashley and Racket.

These are my children. I arted them. I hope you love them as much as I do. 🩷🤍🩵 🛼

Yesterday was derby day in RVA!!!

We'd love to have you!

Sorry to keep deleting and reposting. I forgor the ALT text on the image. 😅

A close-up image of a handheld Shure microphone decorated with colorful spikes, giving it a playful, punk-inspired look. The mic's handle is wrapped in bright neon green tape.

A question for the jet-setting punx: can I pack spikes in a carryon?

My secret is my ADD medication and a shotgunned Red Bull ;)

Thin Mint, dressed as Vocaloid Hatsune Miku, smiles at the camera in a selfie taken indoors. They are wearing a grey cap that reads “STRONG ATHLETIC QUEER,” a teal wig, blue-framed glasses, and a teal necktie over a collared shirt labeled “Vocaloid.” They have a denim vest with various pins and pride flag patches, and a visible tattoo on their upper arm. They are holding a black microphone wrapped in green tape, and the background includes a floral-patterned chair and a concrete floor.

Oh! I forgot to post my Miku Mint outfit from Saturday's bout!

I still can’t believe that I get to go all over the country and talk about roller derby to hundreds of people at a time. I love this sport, I love the community, and I love what I do. 💚

It is done. 🩵

One like and I dress up as Miku Mint for the @nashvillerollerderby.com bout this weekend. Complete with wig.

Announcing the 69th game of my roller derby career! Can I get a “NICE!”?

Lafayette, Louisiana! Tonight! 🎤🛼

Hydrate or die straight, I always say!

NARRATOR: "Thin Mint posted this from the ER, where they are being treated for a severe case of dehydration."

This image shows a large, joyful group of roller derby skaters and supporters gathered together for a group photo at an indoor track. Everyone is wearing helmets and protective gear, with many sporting vibrant, colorful outfits and face paint, celebrating individuality and team spirit. There’s a wide range of expressions—smiles, laughter, and a general air of camaraderie. The skaters are posed in a cluster, with some kneeling or crouching in the front and others standing in the back. The background includes a wall with banners, including one for Willamette Valley Vineyards and another that seems to show derby action shots. Thin Mint is standing on the far right of the photo. They’re smiling and wearing glasses, a colorful shirt, and a denim vest decorated with patches, pins, and flair.

Holy crap, I love my trans roller derby team. 🥰
(📸: John Froschauer)

I'm anxious, green, an emcee, and somehow found myself in a leadership role. Chat, am I Kermit the Frog??? 🤔💚

📢 Derby + Chicken = ONE LOVE! 🐔

Join Nashville Roller Derby at Raising Cane’s (36 White Bridge Pike) on Fri, Feb 21, 3-9 PM! 🍗✨ Mention us at checkout, and a portion of sales supports our 20th season!

Eat, meet skaters, and support local derby! See y’all there! ❤️🖤 #OneLove #NRD

I'd SO be down for this!