Jay

I can shoot my own dog perfectly fine thank you very much

Don't beat yourself up, you made more of an effort than most would have, and you definitely made sure they were more comfortable than if you'd done nothing :)

Not childless anymore 🐦🐦

I know this is the most white shit ever but tuna+rice+mayo fuckin slaps

Hello bartender may I please have a cordial? Red if you've got it

Very rotation coded 🙃

Is that the kind of understanding they teach at Mother Teresa Regional Catholic School Edward?

Got any tips for an aspiring amateur?

move aside netflix and chill, it's time for paramount+ and raceplay

Would

Considering Luigi was a gainfully employed Italian plumber in 1983, there's a good chance his father fought in that war, and probably not on the side that won 😬

Being tall on the tram fuckin rips cause I can see the weird fucking brain rot games people are playing on their phones and no-one can see me typing this

If only Dictator Dan had also included a maximum age to use social media

Are we counting the N64? I never had the first 63 growing up.

Who would win in a fistfight between Noam Chomsky and Alan Watts?

This has been happening to me too! It's been hard enough these days since my wife left me and I really just don't appreciate people pointing and laughing at me while I drive to divorce court.

cops don't float! 💦💦💦💦💦

Imagine if the ceo of Boeing had to come out on twitter after 9/11 to reassure everyone that their planes normally don't do that

Now thanks to the amazing team at Meta AI™, you too can have the experience of speaking to a person who isn't white

As long as they're creepy and wet I'm happy

I'm still being asked to prove I'm a human by identifying a pedestrian crossing in a static image but you expect me to believe that autonomous vehicles are just around the corner? Okay

Looks shit

Me being a dj

Red one has fallen.....

I wish I could just mute the words Elon Musk but unfortunately most of the posts call him some variation of stupid dickhead so it's not gonna do anything

Annual Meredith pic! Cute!!!

Giving AND serving

This is real as fuck